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Formula 1 incorrect quotes 鉁岎煆糓ost are taken from tumblr :) and for legal reasons all of these are jokes and not meant serious聽
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f1incorrects2 hours ago
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Max: Dan! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Dan: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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f1incorrects5 hours ago
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Lance: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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f1incorrects18 hours ago
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Organisators: *splitting up Lance and Esteban*
Lance: You can鈥檛 split us up.
Organisator: Lance you鈥檙e on this truck and Esteban is on the other and that鈥檚 that.
Lance: But- but he鈥檚 my emotional support animal.
Esteban: Woof woof?
Organisator: Yeah I bet that is just as cute on the other truck.
Esteban: *leaves with a sad face*
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f1incorrects21 hours ago
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Dan: Max, we all know you're in love with him.
Max: I am not in love with Lance!!
Dan, smirking: When did I ever say Lance?
Max:
Max: Listen-
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f1incorrects23 hours ago
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Lance: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Seb: Never seen one.
Lance: Okay, I mean, there鈥檚 a lot of things that you can鈥檛 see that are real.
Seb: What can鈥檛 I see?
Lance: You can鈥檛 see gravity. That鈥檚 real.
Seb: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Lance: Fuck.
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f1incorrectsa day ago
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Charles: Would you take a bullet for me?
Pierre: ...yes?
*Seb angrily burst into the room*
Charles: *running away* Great, thanks!
Pierre: CHARLES NO! COME BACK HERE NOW!
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f1incorrectsa day ago
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Lance: And what do I get out of this?
Max: I will give you a dollar.
Lance:: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Max: How bout two dollars?
Lance: You got yourself a deal.
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f1incorrectsa day ago
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Max: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 鈥業 am very proud of you. Love, Seb鈥*
Lance: Oh yeah. I didn鈥檛 think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 鈥楤e good. For the love of God, Please be good.鈥*
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f1incorrectsa day ago
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Seb: Jenson is playing hard to get.
Seb: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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f1incorrects2 days ago
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Lance: Don't go to the kitchen.
Seb: Why?
Lance: I saw a spider.
Seb: Well, did you kill it?
Lance: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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f1incorrects2 days ago
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Max: I鈥檓 in love with you.
Lance: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Max: I know.
Lance: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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f1incorrects2 days ago
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Lewis: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Seb, watching Mick screaming, Max trying to set a sleeping Charles on fire, and Lance choking on air: I don't know either.
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f1incorrects3 days ago
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Esteban: The first time I ever got upset in front of Fernando, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Fernando: I was doing both, for your information.
Lance: The first time Fernando hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn鈥檛 make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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f1incorrects3 days ago
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Lance & Seb: *driving somewhere*
Lance: Seb are we lost?
Seb: No I never get lost.
Lance: Okay, then where are we?
Seb: Well I'm not completely sure right now...
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f1incorrects3 days ago
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Lando: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there鈥檚 nothing there?
Dan: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Lando:
Lando: *sobs*
Max: You fucking scared him, you idiot!
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f1incorrects3 days ago
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Lance, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it鈥檚 doing?
Brad: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Lance:
Lance: Water you doing?
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