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f0rever15elf · 3 months
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Went to a game store with my brother, and I told him I liked the clear colored dice cause they look like gems. He said I had a croow brain, which I denied. We kept wandering and I found a REALLY pretty box and picked it up with an "oo, pretty!" And he just goes "Crow. Brain." And basically I'm a magpie attracted to shinies and I have a fear my brother will weaponize this.
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f0rever15elf · 5 months
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When you realize that your prolific fanfic production period was an avoidance response durring grad school cause you hated doing your thesis so now that the thesis is done and you like your job you aren't writing as much... it's a weird feeling.
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f0rever15elf · 5 months
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Still better than horses
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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f0rever15elf · 5 months
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...I wrote it. I wrote the thing. Need to edit the thing.
The Astarion brain rot is real and all I can think of is Astarion asking Tav to describe what he looks like since he hasn't seen himself in 200 years and they IMMEDIATELY begin practicing drawing in secret so they can show him eventually how beautiful he is and I'm not crying you're crying
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f0rever15elf · 5 months
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The Astarion brain rot is real and all I can think of is Astarion asking Tav to describe what he looks like since he hasn't seen himself in 200 years and they IMMEDIATELY begin practicing drawing in secret so they can show him eventually how beautiful he is and I'm not crying you're crying
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f0rever15elf · 7 months
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Life...if very tiring sometimes.
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f0rever15elf · 9 months
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hey, um, i’ve got some bad news. we gave your boyfriend a tape recorder and uh. yeah, he’s a horror podcast protagonist now….yeah, the horrors got him
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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Pete Davidson on REAL ONES with Jon Bernthal
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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#Barbie (2023)
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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Massage therapy
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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PEDRO PASCAL as EZRA Prospect (2018) dir. Zeek Earl & Chris Caldwell
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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I want you all to appreciate the funniest clip in all of star wars: the clone wars (2003)
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f0rever15elf · 10 months
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TOM STURRIDGE as Dream of the Endless in "Lost Hearts"
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