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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

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Hey real quick, I wanna check out something. I've been talking to a few friends who live in a different country and they told me it's normal for houses to have bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms over there. (Not saying where.)

[Definition in case it's needed: an en-suite bathroom is a complete bathroom, with at least a toilet, a sink, and a shower, which is accessed directly from a bedroom and is usually only used by the people who sleep in that bedroom.]

So here's my question: in your country, in normal dwellings (i.e.: houses, flats, apartments, etc, not hotels and such), is it normal to have en-suite bathrooms?

As usual, reblog for reach, and tag with your country / area and yes or no.

#usa and yeah i think #at least for houses its p common to have a master bathroom connected to the master bedroom I Think

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is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe

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#mimi ixifxifxxfi #she chose it not any of us kids lmfao #but hey made sure i said meme right all the time as a kid cuz tht image is a meem not a grandma JTSJFDKXF

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#im moderately tall so i like ppl shorter than me uwu #tht said taller ppl do make me go a lil feral but in General shorter is cute #i can reach the top of th fridge for u king uwu uwu

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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#ive got 4 10s unu #that said the 4 day part is fucking amazing hooly shit 3 days off fuckkng rocks #and to be fair idm my job id prefer 8 hrs but idm Too much if i get the 4 days 😅

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never forgive trigger for what they cut

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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

#on those swangs.. #or playing four square/other ball related games on the blacktop #that is.. until the teacher w/ pets attacked.. then i was inside cleaning snake and rat cages to hold pets every recess 💙💕✨️ #sorry friends im playing vet rn im holdign a Snake and givign a rat a piece of bell pepper 4th grade rocked for that

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Had to unfollow this one person on here cause they just would not stop making posts about how transfems on e getting periods is just made up symptoms and like, I don't have definitive proof I only have my and others experience but like how do you, as someone who is not on e, who has access to the same amount of studies looking into this with decent sample sizes as I do (none), feel so confident to say it's all just placebo and made up ? What makes you so confident ? Cause I gotta say after almost two years of nearly right on the dot once a month suddenly feeling nausea all week, taking the most unbelievable shits, feeling all my organs cramp, and having mood swings out the ass which always just so happens to line up with when the two people with uteruses in my house also get their periods, I feel like I have more data to work off of than you do

#no Legit girls on e get periods its?? not that hard to grasp lmfao??? #maybe its just cuz i lived with a girl who started e n thus heard her n her partner talk abt it/come to th happy conclusion tht it was her #period but like #its not a hard thing to grasp tht anyone with high enough estrogen can get periods JHXJTXIIYXJGX

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#chocolate jfxurxyrsy #like ill eat it but it makes me sickies really quickly

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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that meme but canon

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We’re all goin here right

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As troubling as it may be sometimes

#hrghh!! #so good omFG