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Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

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feeling like the health inspector

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weed isnt real and you cant smoke it

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

#fav

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Please tell me other people can relate I’m having a crisis

#knew it from the start u cant hurt me

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Im looking at shit youve never looked at before

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i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

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happy what do tuesday's tuesday

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#fiance

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[expiredhusband]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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wake up. we gota go drink from a bowl

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George Costanza

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fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies