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genetic testing was worth it just to find out that I have innate prion resistance

#and also about a million 'increased risk of crohn's disease' genes. which. lol #I started combining all the 1.2x 1.6x 1.04x higher etc multipliers but stopped counting after the sum hit 75x

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i’ve been crying laughing at this all morning it’s so real

#so-called 'tuscan' architecture was invented by donald bren in 1977

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what are your favorite starters from each gen?

bulbasaur

tododile

treecko (this one's hard though because I like all the hoenn starters)

turtwig

snivy

fennekin

rowlet!!!!!

sobble (this one's hard because I don't really love any of the galar starters lol)

fuecoco

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lots of pokemon i dont seem to recognize these days

#you guys don't even know about raging bolt...

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fucked up my back from coughing too hard... can't take cough medicine unless I want to extend my stay in brain hell 👍

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snake eater

#mgs

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things that have happened in the span of two weeks:

some guys carved a giant hole in our bedroom wall

accidentally took a sedative right before I had to go meet a bunch of coworkers IRL for the first time

gave myself an electrolyte imbalance from drinking too much alka-seltzer

got the worst sinus infection ever invented (hacking cough, vertigo from clogged ears)

gave myself serotonin syndrome from taking nyquil to treat said sinus infection

probable UTI

serotonin pt. 2 (the temples of syrinx)

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I thought enough time had passed for all the serotonin to flush out of my system so I took one (1) wellbutrin this morning and now I have that shaky limb feeling again :( not nearly as bad as on friday but man

#my calves are twitching :(

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Are you still scared

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@staff there's still time. how do you feel about psyspam teams

dreamt I sat in on a tumblr product roadmap meeting and they gave a powerpoint presentation that was like "we know how we're gonna fix this: we're gonna make espeon competitively viable again"

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dreamt that I was reading hacker news and the #2 link was a headline about how elon musk was threatening to jump off a bridge in australia

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*hits blunt and starts making regigigas noises*

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been coughing up phlegm which is good (better out than in right) but the phlegm I just coughed up had some blood in it. which I assume is also good

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Grass Johto stage 3.

#pokemon