everythingispirates

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feel strongly that bisexuality is what killed basically everyone in pirates of the caribbean

#pirates of the caribbean

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maybe the reason barbossa couldn't nut for all those years was just bc he didn't see the potential in being an immortal bone man. maybe he just needed to get a little hellraiser with it.

#pirates of the caribbean #hector barbossa

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should probably change my layout at some point since I've had this since like 2018 but idk what I'd go with rip

#elvy.txt

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a reddit jack fanboy could not last five seconds in a cage match with me btw

#elvy.txt

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he's just such a captivating little guyyyy full of contradictions etc oh how I love it when he talks so much and is so social but refuses to actually get close to people and not just see them for what he can use them for but also when his ultimate arc is giving up his shot at immortality for the sake of people he has somehow still come to care about even through one billion layers of betrayal. blows up

"did no one come to save me just because they missed me" is VERY funny and I have no sympathy for that little creature in the slightest he very much put himself in that situation but man idc that it's a joke I'm choosing to go clinically insane abt jack wanting people to like him but being such a piece of shit that he just constantly drives everyone away that's like crack to me. tbh

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"did no one come to save me just because they missed me" is VERY funny and I have no sympathy for that little creature in the slightest he very much put himself in that situation but man idc that it's a joke I'm choosing to go clinically insane abt jack wanting people to like him but being such a piece of shit that he just constantly drives everyone away that's like crack to me. tbh

#pirates of the caribbean #jack sparrow

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I can't read modern aus bc I'm like so particular abt how they translate characters like no not a single one of those cunts would be well adjusted people in fact I believe very firmly jack would be more addicted to substances and more sick in the brain than in canon if he had to live in a society hope this helps 👍

#elvy.txt

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jack & elizabeth + dream girl evil / f+tm

#oh my god i get it.......... #reblog #rat tag

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would have been sooo cute if he kept the silly cuff bracelets from the beginning of cotbp like would it have been practical? no. but it would have made for a very nice little accessory

#my art #pirates of the caribbean #jack sparrow

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banned from the pirates of the caribbean for life for pointing at the gay ass animatronics and going me asf 😭💯💯😂😂✌️☝️☝️☝️out loud

#elvy.txt

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straight up at work thinking crazy thoughts about some smelly freak

#pirates of the caribbean #jack sparrow

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I drew this for 3 year old me hello

#AND FOR ME. FOR ME ALSO #RAHHH THIS IS SO CUTEEE #reblog

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#well. they don't call it pirates of the caribbean for nothing #reblog

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Love triangle getting annoying? Just kill both of the love interests

#well. #reblog

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modern jack I feel somehow smells worse than in canon

#my art #pirates of the caribbean #jack sparrow

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favourite movie from the pirates of the caribbean trilogy?

#1 curse of the black pearl

#2 dead man's chest

#3 at worlds end

secret fourth option (one of the other potc movies outside of the trilogy)

see results

#reblog #genuinely don't even know which one to vote for lmaooo i'm gonna have to ruminate and shit

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are non-mutuals allowed to tag you in posts? or just send them or something? there's a pirates of the caribbean poll on apolladay that i want to see reach its actual target audience. at world's end is getting no fucking respect and i'm going to start eating drywall if it doesn't

I don't mind! I might not always rb it but don't hesitate to tag me in stuff :)

#ask