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eunoiapaintficrecs · 2 years
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“How could you! My own boyfriend! Betray me!” Yuuji points a finger accusingly at Megumi, who is both deeply unfazed and looks like he’s about to collapse any second. “How- how do I know that YOU don’t think of Nanami as a father figure, huh?! What’re you? Tryin’ to throw me off? With your mind games?! You’re- YOU’RE homophobic!”
“I- I’m not even going to address that.” Megumi turns his attention onto Nobara. “And of course Nobara’s homophobic. Just look at the amount of times she’s tried to kill Gojo-sensei.”
“Whaddaya mean, I’m homophobic ?!” Nobara squares up Megumi. “I respect gay people so hard that I’ve become a gay people! That’s some third-dimensional shit that you can’t even begin to understand! I don’t respect Gojo-sensei not because he’s gay, but because he’s an ASS!”
— “being a child is not a sin” by lococation
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Thirteen Times Chris Takigawa and Kazuya Miyuki Proved They Were the Best Part of SDCC
By OAKtoONT
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In case you weren’t excited enough for the live action adaptation of Edogawa, Chris Takigawa (The Ace Academy, Running Home) and Kazuya Miyuki (writer and artist of Edogawa) became instant relationship goals at San Diego Comic Con this past weekend. And we were #blessed to be witness to it!
Fandom: Ace of Diamond | Chapters: 4/4 | Words: 5,186 | Published: Sep 17, 2021 | Updated: Sep 17, 2021 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Weekly Roundup: 9/13 - 19/21
Fics I read (or reread) and enjoyed this week.
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resting on a bed of wildflowers by ihopethelightwillshineupon (oneshot | 3,140 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Yamato
‘One moment, there’s no doubt in Yamato’s mind that they’ll win this battle. These missing-nin may be strong, but they’re no match for Yamato and Kakashi, who are ex-ANBU and experienced jounin. They may even finish this mission unharmed.
One moment, they’re both fighting, both holding up strong. The next moment, the fast-paced battle comes to an acute and awful stop.’
An enemy’s jutsu stops Kakashi’s heart.
climb past the moon by wellthengetouttathesoupaisle (oneshot | 4,501 | G) — Jujutsu Kaisen | Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
'Yo, Satoru.'
It’s not funny. It’s not even remotely funny, so whoever thought it would be a good idea to text him off of a six-months-deceased Geto Suguru’s number has another thing coming.
On the road of life I'm lost (and found) by Syluk (complete | 11,218 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Uzumaki Naruto
Kakashi felt like he was drowning. So weighed down by his grief and guilt, he couldn’t face Minato-sensei’s child even after taking him in under his roof. He reasoned that by doing so, he was saving the boy from staying in a bad place, and that was enough. Instead, Naruto saved him.
My Sensei's Rival by SailorMoonVillian_aesthetic (oneshot | 8,496 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai, Rock Lee & Maito Gai
Gai's relationship with Kakashi through the eyes of Rock Lee.
He Didn't Have to Be by Nomme_dePlume (oneshot | 7,935 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Sasuke
Five times Kakashi was a kickass dad, and one time Itachi and Sasuke actually told him so.
i’d like the sun to set with you by wellthengetouttathesoupaisle (oneshot | 8,822 | T) — Jujutsu Kaisen | Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
What changes is this:
Geto Suguru does not say, how arrogant. He does not say, kill me if you want, there’s meaning in that too. He does not look at Gojo Satoru with unfamiliar indifference and he does not assume that he won’t understand.
Or, Suguru extends an offer on that day in Shinjuku. Satoru accepts it.
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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our garden
By kurgaya
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"A punishment? For what? The Lady Hokage is fond of you!"
"She wants me to take the hat," Kakashi says.
Gai inhales a chopstick.
[Slice of life. Kakashi returns from a mission plagued with thoughts of his future.]
Fandom: Naruto | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 5,795 | Published: Mar 13, 2021 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Reflection
By flyingcrane
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His nose itches with the long dead scents of incense, saltwater, and spice but he doesn’t look back until -
A choked, “Kakashi?”
He closes his uncovered eye, takes a deep breath, and turns.
Three ghosts stare back.
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In this world, Team Minato returns as heroes.
(This time, there was no disgraced Hatake runt carrying the most prized doujutsu of the famed Uchiha clan, no questions of theft or accusations of treason, no doubts of Minato’s abilities as a teacher let alone Hokage, no back-stabbing comrade killers-
-no Kakashi.)
Fandom: Naruto | Chapters: 12/? | Words: 62,184 | Published: Jan 22, 2016 | Updated: Mar 1, 2018 | Status: Incomplete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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As the city walls loom closer, Madara steels himself and resolves to learn this battlefield too. He can learn anything he sets his mind to, can master anything he sets his mind to –has done so many times before– and this will be no different. Like Kita says, it is simply a different type of battlefield, with different weapons and different kinds of victory, and Madara knows he is exceptionally good at war.
He would like the chance to find out if he can be good at peace as well.
— “Compass of Thy Soul” (Ch.6) by Umei_no_Mai
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Weekly Roundup: 9/6 - 12/21
Fics I read (or reread) and enjoyed this week.
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Lightning's Pack by Foodmoon (WIP | 4,595 | G) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Pakkun
Lightning is one of the most powerful and unpredictable forces in nature. How would history have changed if the Hatake clan were descended from a pack of raiju, drawn to earth by Zetsu's lurking presence but unable to find their quarry?
OR How the Hatakes began and where Kakashi got Pakkun, etc.
Between Fables and Truth by Nanimok (oneshot | 9,047 | T) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama & Kurama, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
Tobirama accidentally becomes Konoha's first ever mythbuster.
remember this moment with me by WithYourRhythm (oneshot | 6,164 | T) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
"He's as blind as a bat, Senju-sama." The midwife says after months wasted on the kid Butsuma gives the name Tobirama, her voice all too harsh and unforgiving. "He has a pair of half-made sharingan, and his hair is as white as the ashes left over from the pure fire of Amaterasu. This child is the sign of our luck turning against us!"
Or,
Snapshots from Tobirama's life.
Compass of thy Soul by Umei_no_Mai (complete | 136,309 | T) — Naruto | Uchiha Madara/OC
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions.
these roads grow from me by blackkat (oneshot | 9,872 | T) — Naruto | Momochi Zabuza & Haku, Momochi Zabuza & Senju Tobirama
On a mission to investigate a failed Kumo settlement in the far northern reaches of Water Country, Zabuza and Haku find a man frozen in ice. It just might be enough to change everything.
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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The Unthinkable
By Nanimok
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Tobirama is presumed to be dead. Madara slides straight into denial.
Fandom: Naruto | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 14,350 | Published: Mar 31, 2017 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Koganegawa's Handy Guide to Matchmaking Your Friends
By discokonomi
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Kyoutani’s carved out a good life; he's living with his best friend, he's playing professional volleyball, he's got the cutest dog in the world.
He also has a truly, deeply, embarrassing crush on Yahaba, and a teammate who is convinced they're boyfriends. And even though that's what Kyoutani wants, more than anything, he can't bring himself to mention it, despite how interwoven their lives are.
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Or: Five times Koganegawa mistakenly assumed Kyoutani and Yahaba were dating, and One time he was finally right.
Fandom: Haikyuu!! | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 7,442 | Published: Aug 23, 2021 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Looking in the Mirror(ball Trophy)
By AnxietyAvocado
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“That’s why you’re not retiring,” Phichit explains, sounding suspiciously like he does when he helps teach the Teddy Bear skating program. It’s the same tone as Phichit explaining social media to Yuuri for the umpteenth time, but that’s neither here nor there for the moment.
Shit. Yuuri really should have been paying attention. “So if I’m not retiring, what did I just agree to then?”
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the Dancing With the Stars story no one asked for but I desperately need
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice | Chapters: 27/30 | Words: 73,421 | Published: Sep 12, 2020 | Updated: Sep 1, 2021 | Status: Incomplete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Weekly Roundup: 8/30 - 9/5/21
Fics I read (or reread) and enjoyed this week.
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Of Cats and 'Coons by mutemelody (oneshot | 4,603 | G) — Naruto | Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Obito
“So…” He trailed off, not really knowing what he was to do. Could he just leave her? No, Itachi definitely did now know how to take care of a raccoon. Or did he? “Do you-”
“Mariko,” Itachi stated, interrupting Obito effectively. “The cat’s name is now Mariko.”
True village child. Obito shouldn’t be surprised, honestly. The boy’s devotion to the village was getting to be borderline-
Wait.
Cat?
His mind stuttered to a halt for the second time that day. He fumbled for words, because this had to be a joke, right? There was no way Itachi actually thought the raccoon was a cat, right?
Then again, Itachi didn’t ever joke. Ever. At all.
Fuck, the boy really thought the raccoon was a cat, didn’t he?
Team Minato vs. Paperwork by LullabyKnell (oneshot | 10,044 | T) — Naruto | Namikaze Minato & Team Minato
Minato loves his team. He really does. It's just that Team Seven's legacy of being unable to hand in normal paperwork on time is strong in the new generation and it's awful. It's just so awful. And at this rate, he's going to become a hermit like his sensei.
The Pre-Legendary Sannin vs. Paperwork by LullabyKnell (oneshot | 2,082 | T) — Naruto | Sarutobi Hiruzen & Senju Tsunade & Orochimaru & Jiraiya
The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any. Good god, goddamn preteens are the worst.
sabotage by stirringwinds (oneshot | 5,273 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi
“Itachi,” His mentor and commanding officer says grimly, his single visible eye angry, the line of his jaw tense under the black of his mask. “You forget that I was the Yondaime’s student. I may not be as politically influential as those old codgers sitting on the council, but there is plenty I can do to try and stop this shitshow.”
The horrible, cold feeling in the pit of his stomach hasn't vanished. But, staring at the firm, unflinching expression on his captain’s face, he feels the tiniest flicker of…hope.
Or: In another universe, Itachi breaks down and ends up spilling the beans to Hatake Kakashi.
A Soft Green Glow by Sharkseye (complete | 12,634 | M) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Izuna
Returning from an ambush that killed his entire team and near fatally wounded him, Izuna finds himself followed by an enemy far more dangerous than the ones he left behind. Even if he makes it back to Uchiha lands, he'll be killed long before help can arrive. That is, if the blood loss doesn't get him first.
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The title of my notes on this is 'Tobirama Escorts Izuna Home'. That's it, that's the story.
and all the fire's at your fingertips by PandaFlower (oneshot | 10,305 | T) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Kagami
Tobirama is elbow deep in a stealth mission in Wind Country when he runs into a shinobi squad toting a stolen Uchiha child. Tobirama disapproves.
the embers in your palms by PandaFlower (oneshot | 7,622 | G) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama & Team Tobirama
It's not Team Tobirama until the whole gang is together. These are their stories.
String Instruments by Tozette (oneshot | 7,016 | T) — Naruto & Supernatural | Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester & Sasori
Fifteen missing people, no leads, no bodies. For the Winchesters, it was a Tuesday.
In response to a reader prompt for a fic where Sam and Dean meet Sasori.
It's Witchcraft by blackkat (oneshot | 4,788 | M) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
Tobirama comes down to breakfast on the first day of classes to find the Great Hall full of snickering, his husband conspicuously absent, and his brother face-down in his eggs.
I Will Be Your Sword & Shield by trulywicked (oneshot | 25,312 | E) — Naruto | Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
When Butsuma goes too far, the daimyo orders him to make peace with the Uchiha Clan but Butsuma is far from willing and concocts a scheme to arrange a marriage to his supposedly sickly second son to their heir. He hopes the insult will be so great a blow to the Uchiha Pride that they will attack, leaving the Senju innocent of 'wrong-doing'.
Too bad for his hopes that his second son is everything any Uchiha worth their salt wants in a spouse.
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Tenzo's No Good, Very Bad Year
By sunshinelester
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The ANBU Black Ops is said to be the best of the best; the cream of the crop of their shinobi force- and led by the notorious Sharingan no Kakashi, Team Ro was one of the best in ANBU’s history.
But under all the blood and gore, it’s easy to forget that they are still teenagers.
Deadly, dangerous and incredibly… childish.
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In which an ANBU prank war resulted in Itachi learning not to mess with their taichou, Kakashi’s pink hair, a dent in Tenzo’s reputation and Tenzo suffering in general.
Fandom: Naruto | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 2,010 | Published: Jul 1, 2020 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Play Nice
By Tozette
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"It's an... unusual situation," Coulson said on their way to the elevator.
Steve is confronted with two very strange strangers on the job, and he tries to play nice.
Fandom: Captain America & Naruto | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 5,220 | Published: Jul 18, 2019 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical
By 100demons
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“Oh,” she says, white hands clenched into tight fists. “I’m-- I was your student. Haruno Sakura.”
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. “I’ve never seen you before in my life,” he says flatly.
(Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.)
Fandom: Naruto | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 8,459 | Published: Jan 2, 2014 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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Weekly Roundup: 8/23 - 8/29/21
Fics I read (or reread) and enjoyed this week.
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Bloom by LadySonder (complete | 180,737 | M) — BTS | Park Jimin/OC
With one woman sweeping into their lives like an unwelcome storm, the BTS members must weather the roller-coaster ride of emotions and experiences that she brings...along with a terrible secret she so desperately hides from the world.
And every day, it's changed since then. by BotanicalBites (WIP | 51,335 | T) — Jujutsu Kaisen | Inumaki Toge/Okkotsu Yuuta
“I can’t believe they held you back,” Fushiguro said flatly, leaning on the counter of the small cafe. “You had a scholarship and everything.”
“I told you, they didn’t hold me back, I took a gap year,” Yuuta said again, hauling a tray of pastries through the stock room door, “It’s literally not the same thing.”
Not Your Average Mid-Life Crisis by TheSilverHunt3r (WIP | 9,787 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi
After waking up in a different world and realizing he's gone rogue with Itachi Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake just kind of rolls with it. Missing-nin Kakashi AU.
Raised by Wolves by BattleAngel (WIP | 1,525 | T) — Naruto | Team 7 & Hatake Kakashi
(Hatake Kakashi has more than just dog-teeth separating him from native Konohans. An acute sense of smell fills his head with his students’ individual scents, and irrepressible instincts nudge against his limbs, whispering keep moving, keep moving, crooning over the pups he’d caved and stolen right out from under their guardians’ noses.
Mine, mine, mine, his blood murmurs, and Kakashi’s hold tightens around the infant cradled against his chest.)
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Or; how Hatake Kakashi gets stuck in an alternate dimension and aggressively adopts Team Seven, with surprisingly positive results.
Asymptotes by Anxiety_Pickle (WIP | 13,101 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Sasuke
Kakashi witnesses the destruction of the Uchiha clan and in the ashes of what once was remembers his responsibility to himself, and to Obito.
“I’m not considered an Uchiha,” He reasons, “But I am… Obito’s next of kin, and therefore I have a responsibility to his family.”
The Hokage takes a long drag of his pipe. The smoke diffuses around the room and hangs in the air in poisonous circles, before he resigns himself to the fact. “You’re sure you want to take the responsibility?”
“Yes, sir.”
"Then I won't stop you." He replies. "As of tomorrow, you have permission to move Sasuke from the compound at your disgression."
Kakashi thanks him and leaves before he can second guess his decision.
And So, The Sensei Supports His Students by ihopethelightwillshineupon (complete | 14,486 | G) — Naruto | Team 7 & Hatake Kakashi
Hatake Kakashi is a man who never wanted a genin team in the first place. And he certainly wasn’t prepared to actually care about the brats.
Unfortunately for him, his brats are hilarious and kind and amazing. And they’re so small, and they’re alone and they need support. Which makes it really hard to truly dislike them as much as he expected he would.
Or: 5 times Kakashi shows that he actually genuinely cares about his kids, and 1 time his students show that they care about him a lot, too.
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 (WIP | 16,142 | T) — Naruto | Hatake Kakashi
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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crazy enough to live a little
By blackkat
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Konoha is an experience, and that’s just about the politest way Ine can phrase it.
Fandom: Naruto | Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 973 | Published: Aug 13, 2016 | Status: Complete
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eunoiapaintficrecs · 3 years
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The Life and Times of a Shinobi Den Mother (Series)
By blackkat
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Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother.
[In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.]
Fandom: Naruto | Works: 5 | Words: 51,034 | Published: Jan 22, 2014 | Updated: Sep 8, 2015 | Status: Complete
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