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of course the he/they wants to shapeshift

#rants blants #what the hell is my liveblog tag

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i am now accepting applications as a freak who will nervously pace around your room

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"rpf is fine" says the most rpf'd man on youtube

#dnp

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phil basically just said watch less tiktok write more stories about me having gay sex

#dnp #he's so real for that

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oh phil must have LOVED the urge LMAOOOO

every day that fic carries worse and worse implications

#dnp #do you think they have a biting kink and

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phil joined the war on rpf on the side of rpf

#dnp

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#hello??? #slimecicle #rants blants #cw fake blood

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

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"a lesbian is a woman attracted to woman!" "no it's a woman exclusively attracted to women!" "no it's a woman-aligned person attracted to woman-aligned people!" "no it's a non-man attracted to non-man!!!" literally none of this matters. a lesbian is whatever a lesbian wants to be.

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Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.

#hannibal

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me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

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happy fourth birthday dream smp jesus fucking CHRIST

#FOUR??? #mcyt

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#oh my god :(((

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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged from

#meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow