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eronlupett · 2 years
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Sirius: moonyyyy teach me muggle history
Remus: *shows picture in history book* this is Tutankhamun
Remus: sorry it’s a bit of a shit picture
Remus: but he’s inbred just like you!
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eronlupett · 2 years
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*in Science class*
Remus: what’s the word c’mon what’s the WORD?!
Remus: dis…dismantle? distilled…?
James: disnuts aha
Remus:
James: ok i’ll stop
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eronlupett · 2 years
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that one time James and Sirius thought it was the peak of comedy to moan loudly at the back of the classroom while Minnie was teaching how to transfigure a book into a butterfly. Remus hexed them to pee their pants in front of the whole class.
they never did it again.
Minnie gave Remus 50 house points.
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eronlupett · 2 years
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i wish i could lose myself again
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eronlupett · 2 years
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James: these are my plants. this one is Euphemia.
Lily: you named your plant after your mum?
James: yes. dad was here too but i accidentally killed him because i forgot to water him.
Lily:
James: they have a successor though! his name is Jame, he’s in the bathroom
Lily: why not James?
Sirius, James and Peter in unison: thee o’mighty Jame may be great in life but no Jame shalth ever meet the luxury of being many Jame’s in one, unlike thee o’mighty James Prongs Fleamont Potter, the first of his family, successor of alive Fleamont and Euphemia. tremble and despair!
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Sirius, knocking on the door: ayo Reg?
Regulus:
Sirius: Reggie?
Sirius: Regulus?
Sirius: Reggie A.Black. heheh that sounds like a rapper name
Sirius: Regulus Arcturus?
Sirius: Reg Reg Regulom?
Sirius: Regu…lar. Regular?
Sirius: …Regu…lick?
Regulus, from the other side of the door: *stifled sounds*
Sirius: aha! i knew you found me funny! *opens the door*
Sirius: oh wait you’re crying-
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eronlupett · 2 years
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James practicing pick up lines on Sirius: hey, are you a hot dog beca-
Sirius: yes.
James: wh- no- you didn’t let me finish
Sirius: yes.
Sirius: *turns into Padfoot and ‘seductively’ rubs his back on the bed post*
Frank, walking in: …what the fuck?
James: no! he’s my um- erm- my ummm… pole dancing hot dog
Frank: *walks out*
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Remus, 1981, answering the phone: Luke. i am your father-
Mary:
Remus: ??
Mary: *quiet and distant sobbing*
Remus: was my impression that bad?
Mary: JAMES AND LILY ARE DEAD
Remus: oh-
Remus: …oh fuck
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Hope Howell getting her first job in a small cafè in wales at 15 which was a small business started by her grandma and was inherited down the family to her mum.
Hope Howell and her friends at the age of 18 buying a hippie van and touring the UK for the summer holidays.
Hope Howell getting into paganism at the age of 19 and going to a crystal shop. Lyall Lupin being in there out of curiosity of muggle magic and seeing the most beautiful person he’s ever laid eyes on.
Hope and Lyall Lupin in their little welsh cottage. raising Remus.
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eronlupett · 2 years
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headcannon that Hope Lupin was a little bit of a hippie and she had a garden full of herbs and she used to make Remus herbal tea when he was feeling ill and Remus loved her for it.
and she always baked pies and stuff out of the fruit she grew and she LOVED Fleetwood Mac.
Hope and Remus dancing round the kitchen to Fleetwood Mac.
Remus and his mum.
Lyall watching as they laugh and wondering, despite everything that’s gone on and going on around them, how he ever got so lucky.
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Sirius, bringing Remus breakfast in bed:
James and Peter: um. where’s ours?
Sirius: er… there’s porridge in the kitchens ?
James: ok BROTHER. you know. the person who’s supposed to look out for us. to help protect us from the dangers of this world. *cough* STARVATION *coUGH*
Sirius: look. that’s not the point. the point is; Remus.
Peter:
James:
Peter: point accepted.
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eronlupett · 2 years
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IF MY FRENCH IS WRONG ON THE LAST POST CAN YALL PLS HELP ME I DONT RLLY SPEAK FRENCH THANKS ILY <3
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Remus, climbing into Sirius’ bed: hey babe ;)
Sirius: *smirks* hey pumpkin, climb in to my cavern of-
Remus: *foot slips and falls off the bed*
James, sleepily from the bed over: hello? guys? what’s going on?
Sirius: …um we-
Remus: …well i-
Remus: Sirius peed the bed!
Sirius: *gasp* NON C’EST UNE SCANDALE, UN MENSONGE JE NE FAIRE PIPI AU LIT
James:
Remus:
James: you were about to shag weren’t you?
Remus:
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Remus in the hospital wing after a full moon:
Poppy: Remus your friends are here
Remus: okay please let them in
Sirius: *throws open the curtain*
Sirius: damn bro you’re looking ruff
Remus:
Sirius: AHA, GET IT? RUFF?!
Remus: okay please throw them out
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eronlupett · 2 years
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this is the cutest thing i’ve seen in a while
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👀 flower shop/tattoo parlor au comic that i might wont draw!!!!!
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eronlupett · 2 years
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Remus: so we put this guy on the bonfire-
Sirius: guy? what’s a bonfire?
James: Sirius shush
Remus: it’s a big fire made out of scraps of wood and stuff-
Sirius: YOU BURN HIM ALIVE?!
Remus: IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME YOU’LL BE GUY FAWKES NEXT YEAR-
Sirius: YAY!
Lily: …i don’t think he understands…
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eronlupett · 2 years
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The Marauders and their Halloween costumes
~ Remus as Gandalf, Sirius as Legolas, James as Aragorn, Peter as Gimli
~ Remus as Basil, Sirius as Dorian
~ Sirius as Frankenfurter
~ Lily as Wanda, James as Vision
~ James as Velma, Sirius as Roxie (Chicago)
~ James as Betty, Lily as James (Folklore)
~ Remus as Bowie, Sirius as Marc Bolan, James as Freddie Mercury, Peter as Alice Cooper, Marlene as Debbie Harry (Blondie) , Lily as Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac) , Mary and Dorcas as Anni-Frid and Agnetha (ABBA)
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