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i may be an idiot but i'm not stupid
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One thing I love about my course is that my lectures look like this
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Very disappointed with my Uni experience so far. I've been here for 3 weeks and I have found zero duck ponds. Disgraceful.
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Some kid told me he wants to be a chiropractor when he grows up. Lmao stupid ass kid really thinks he can become a dinosaur
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OK here is a picture of it next to a regular sized banana for scale
It's also a thicc boi
Just thought I'd share with y'all the biggest banana I have ever held
OK it doesn't look that big in the picture but it's 1 foot long and weighs 300 grams
This has gotta be some kind of world record!?
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Just thought I'd share with y'all the biggest banana I have ever held
OK it doesn't look that big in the picture but it's 1 foot long and weighs 300 grams
This has gotta be some kind of world record!?
#world#world record#biggest banana#longest banana#1 foot long#size doesn't matter#funny#lol#fruitbowl#fruit#fruity
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I remember when I was like 12 I cried because I broke my toy Thor hammer. Well I just destroyed the battery in my laptop after owning it for all of 30 minutes and it didn't even phase me, that right there is character development folks.
#character development#life#growing up#laptops#computer#computers#thor#hammer#thors hammer#mjolnir#Jonathan#marvel#superhero#depression#sad#broken#battery
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This was an accident
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There's gotta be some people out there allergic to horse meat who are just like... Walking horse meat detectors
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You'd think at my age I would have been mature enough to answer the question "calculate the mass of Uranus" in my physics exam yesterday. You'd be wrong, I could not take that shit seriously. Yes I am adult how could you tell
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Psychology class got me out here writing about corpus callostomy and what each half of the mind does, bruh I got half a mind to end it all smh 🙄
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The good thing about this pandemic is that it's done wonders for my character development
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Whatever production company is making the movie of my life must be on a very tight budget hiring the same actor to play both the protagonist and the antagonist smh 🙄
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Have y'all ever felt morally offended by food?
Like I just ate a piece of chocolate log cake and it enraged me. It's not even that it tasted particularly bad, but for some reason eating it felt like that cake spat on my shoe then killed my dog... Like how dare you not taste exactly how I expected you to taste.. and then have the nerve to crumble in my mouth like I ate a handful of sand. Fucking bitch ass chocolate cake.
#food#christmas#chocolate cake#food log#funny#funny jokes#funnyshit#im sad yall#im saddd#im sad lmao#dissapointed but not surprised#disappointed#disappointment
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I'm at Sea Life and this fish won't stop staring at me.
I feel bad for him, look how lonely he looks
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No please go back to slumber demon
This is foe the 4:47am gang gang wheee u at God said no more
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out of curiosity, how much would a wholesome thought cost from you, if you sold them at all?
i have never posted anything wholesome on this entire blog, it’s completely against my brand, how dare you, i would never stoop so low for a penny less than 30 bucks
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If I saw someone pour tomato soup onto their mash potato, I probably wouldn't think twice about it. Which is weird because tomato soup and mash potato do not go together... But in my mind there's nothing wrong with it??? For some reason???
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