No actually im done. You can catch me on twitter
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visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
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Tumblr really sucks
Everyone feels the need to be a fucking activist for some stupid bullshit. If i wasnt pagan i would not be here
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me about to blaze the pot
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it’s a metaphor
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satans-advocate to piss off people who say i dont need them of course
Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?
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when u drink water u r 70% cannibal
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I learned about a joint called "secret agents"
Basically you empty the cigarette totally empty, stuff it with ground marijuana. Then put a small amount of tobacco back in the cig.
How to sneak drugs into events:
1. Find a pill-capsule and empty it’s content and fill it up with your choice of illegal substance.
2. Take a cigarette and empty out half of the tobacco.
3. Press the pill in all the way until it stops.
4. Fill the cigarette up with the tobacco you just emptied out.
Voila, you have now something which looks like a completely normal cigarette.
Tip: if your capsule have a strong colour, use a silver marker to colour the pill as I did.
You are welcome.
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No chaos magick is becoming a god while preforming rituals (so you can create your deities)
PCP is worshipping some movie or television character
Wiccatru
the term “Neo-Wicca”
Godspousery
Godslavery
Lokeans
Vanatru
Pop Culture Paganism
Grumbling about holidays/Grumbling that the Christians stole everything
Grossly inaccurate information re: the above point
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my computer screen is brighter than my future
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Happy birthday to the best singe in all of music Maynard James Keenan
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Just remember I will always love you,
Even as I tear your fucking throat away.
Tool "Pushit"
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The misanthropy level is high in this one.
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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(via coolestpriest)
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Stay strong. I left Apostolic Pentecostalism but it wasn't without fear and anxiety.
It’s been a year and a half since I Iast posted directly as myself (rather than a reblog. (This is the post here: http://secretsandblackbirds.tumblr.com/post/15290243199/a-moment-of-anguish)
I felt I had recovered enough from everything to no longer need the outlet like I had. This is...
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