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enigmaticpink · 6 days
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I attract jury summons like bees to hot sticky bottles of soda left out in the sun
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enigmaticpink · 7 days
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I wanna play the stardew valley update but my giant folder of non updated mods is intimidating me
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enigmaticpink · 7 days
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ignore your emails play dress up games online
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enigmaticpink · 15 days
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random question
not a tea expert, just curious
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enigmaticpink · 16 days
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Having a name u inherently get icked out from bcus of a previous abuser with that name is usually not too difficult to deal with but then imagine you start watching a TV show and one of the main characters has that name but you deal with it bcus meh he's like just there not being super plot relevant but then later a character is introduced that has the same name as you which is really cool and neat but then you quickly realize she's meant to be the love interest to the character who shares a name w ur abuser so it's like just double ick and actually really hard to get past everytime they interact and on top of that they are objectively a top tier couple you know you'd enjoy but you literally just cannot and they're literally the main focus of the whole season
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enigmaticpink · 16 days
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Putting a new desk in my room and broke the mirror I've had since 12, feeling deep and profound loss rn
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enigmaticpink · 18 days
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Someone got my mom into Colleen hoover, and now she's listening to one of her audiobooks over dinner
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enigmaticpink · 20 days
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aimee sheep by jellycat
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enigmaticpink · 21 days
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As the concrete and steel groans above Hero ominously above, threatening to collapse further, they could only hope help would find them soon. The both of them.
Hero looks towards where they know Villain is in the darkness, wondering how injured they might be. As if somehow feeling their gaze, they speak up. "Y'know if I had to make a list of the worst ways I've spent a Friday night.."
They've been acting too calm about this, making occasional quips, and Hero knows with almost certainly Villain is more hurt than they're letting on.
"I don't wanna hear about what nights you think are worse than this. This is pretty damn bad! And you should be taking this more seriously."
Villain's familiar laugh echoes around them. "I have had worse, even if you don't believe at. At least this time, I have some decent company."
"Can it with the flattery. I can't even deal with you right now." Hero snaps, voice shaking with pure anger. At least that's what they tell themselves, not wanting to admit to the fear swirling in their chest.
They hear Villain shuffling around slightly, and they can't tell if they're moving closer or further away or if they're simply repositioning themselves to make whatever injuries they're lying about more comfortable.
"I take it you're mad at me?"
Hero rolls their eyes. "Of course I'm mad! You brought a whole building down! On top of me!" Their voice is raising, and they have to remember that they need to stay calm or risk bringing more rubble down.
"Hey, the building coming down was an unintended side effect," Villain protests, "and besides, I did my best to shield you from the collapse." This part was at least true, Hero can remember Villain threw themselves at them at the last moment, trying to cover Hero's body with their own. Hero doesn't know why, and the thought of this fact has their stomach twisting with an emotion they don't understand.
"Just... just save it. You're wasting whatever oxygen we have down here." The way the building fell luckily allowed a little bit of space around them, the what must be tons above them being held up by a few precarious beams and pieces of metal. Still, the space was tight, barely enough to lift their head up. They didn't want to worry about running out of air on top of everything else.
"I'm not worried about oxygen. I'm pretty sure I feel a little bit of air flow over here." Villain says casually, like they're commenting on the weather.
This gives a small spark of hope inside Hero. If there's airflow..."Where? Maybe someone could hear us from here!" Hero reaches over towards Villain's side of the confined space, searching for it. Instead, almost immediately, they feel something wet and warm.
"Villain...what is this?" Hero asks, voice dropping into something quiet and fearful of the answer. It feels thick and slightly sticky. They're afraid they already know.
"I have no idea to what you mean." Villain's voice sounds exactly how it does when they're lying. Hero feels anger rising in them again, though for a different reason this time.
"I'm serious, what is this." Hero doesn't miss the metallic smell and is becoming more serious. "You said you weren't hurt that badly!" They wanted to scream and punch things right about now.
Villain sighs. "I wasn't trying to worry you more. Besides its fine, I've-"
"I swear to god, if you say you've been hurt worse, I will kill you." Hero interrupts, voice shaking. This is becoming too much. Their head was swimming, they don't know what to do.
"Oh, I'm sure I'll have to face your wrath anyways if I do manage to make it out of here." Villain laughs, as if none of this worries them.
Hero resists the urge to shove Villain. "Don't. Stop saying 'if'. You will face my anger once we're out of here."
"Yes, yes, I'm sure I'll have to bend over backward to make this up to you. Not that I'm complaining." Hero could hear the smirk on their face even if they couldn't see it.
"Just... shut up. And keep pressure on that wound if you can. I'm going to keep calling for help."
Villain just chuckles, and Hero can feel their hand reaching for their own, as if to calm Hero.
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enigmaticpink · 25 days
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Little girl at the zoo called this bird a pigeon and everyone laughed and I was like wait let her speak
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enigmaticpink · 1 month
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Like when i see someone who primarily reads smut I'm like yeah they should maybe consider diversifying their reading but at the end of the day they're minding their business and just reading what they enjoy so who cares
But like? People who go out of their way to try to laud themselves over other people for their own 'superior' reading taste are so fucking annoying like you remind of those men who go bug eyed when i say i didn't like pulp fiction or some shit. Can you go back to reading your classic lit with one hand while patting yourself on the back with the other and maybe chill when you see other people's bookshelves.
Those girlies who like to read nothing but erotica and 'spicey' books, who talk about how much they love ice breaker or similar books?
Yeah they're significantly less annoying and weird than the other readers who make it their entire personality to hate on them
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enigmaticpink · 1 month
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Those girlies who like to read nothing but erotica and 'spicey' books, who talk about how much they love ice breaker or similar books?
Yeah they're significantly less annoying and weird than the other readers who make it their entire personality to hate on them
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enigmaticpink · 1 month
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Finally got a proper cube for speedcubing
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enigmaticpink · 1 month
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in the group of "men" there will always be women. in the group of "women" there will always be men. no matter how you define these groups there will always be people on the "opposite" side. frankly this should be a basic tenet of transfeminism because its vital for all trans people- not just multigender people. its vital that any resource catering to men or to women understands that they will also, inevitably, have someone of the "other" gender who needs their services. its vital that any discussion of gendered experiences understands that no experience is incapable of being had by the "other" gender. tbh if including trans people in your feminism doesn't shake up your entire understanding of gender you aren't doing it right
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enigmaticpink · 1 month
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About to disappear into the fog forever yall want anything
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One cannot be brave who has no fear
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