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Been wanting write more so here you go finally another chapter!!!!!
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enby-pads · 3 years
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So I finally did another chapter!!! Yet again sorry for the wait I know I said I’d try to get into a better routine
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enby-pads · 3 years
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Remus: were you dropped on your head as a child or something?
Sirius: hold of you to assume I was held
Remus:
James:
Peter:
Remus: *hugging Sirius* oh baby
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enby-pads · 3 years
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Lily: how do I look?
James: holy shit that’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!
Lily: excuse you?!
James: oh not you Lily, the thing that seems attached to your hip
Snape: piss off
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enby-pads · 3 years
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Remus: one of my idiots is mad at me
Therapist: you mean your friend?
Remus: sure, my ffff…. hhhhffffrrrrf ffrrie… fff FUCK
Therapist: it’s ok take your time
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enby-pads · 3 years
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Regulus: you don’t know anything, and if you did know something I’d make you wish you were never born
Sirius: for your information I already wish I was never born
Walburga: Sirius!
Sirius: see
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Sirius: shit I wanna fucking die
Remus: language!
Sirius: TICKITY BOO I CRAVE HECKITY HECKING DEATH.
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Walburga: you can’t cut me out of your life Sirius I am your mother
Sirius: snip snip bitch
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Peter: ok so we’re going to plan B?
Remus: technically this is plan G
Peter: how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?
James: yeah but Snivellus dies in plan M
Sirius: I’m partial to plan M
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enby-pads · 3 years
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Sirius: we’re not mad Harry we’re just disappointed
Remus: no we are mad
Sirius: ok so yes we are mad but we’ll let this one slide
Remus: no pads no we won’t
Sirius: well I’m not a mind reader Remus
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enby-pads · 3 years
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Sirius: *pulls back curtain while James is showering* are we - will you stop screaming it’s just me, hi Lily - are we out of firewhiskey?
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McGonagall: I hope you two have an explanation for this
Sirius: actually we have three
James: pick your favourite
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enby-pads · 3 years
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James: what about you Wormy? Got a crush on anyone?
Peter: *attempting to do his homework* the only crush I have is crushing anxiety
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James: can I say something?
Lily: sure
James: your smile is the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen
Lily: can I say something too?
James: go ahead!
Lily: this smile only exists when I’m with you
Snape: …
Snape: I think I’m gonna throw up what the fuck
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Snivellus: *breathes*
Remus: there are 1 million, 13 thousand, 150 words in the entire English language and none of them and I can’t stress this enough none of them that can explain my desire to hit you with a chair
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James: *cries*
Sirius: ok dude I get that you’re sad and all but I feel like you’re handling the situation as if you forgot you’re hot
Remus: he’s got a point
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Remus: be careful with the onions, they can make you cry
Sirius: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! *stabs the onion*
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