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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

#heritage post!

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look at us, doing our degrees, having jobs, twilight fandom all grown up, but one thing remains the same: we all go feral when the full moon turns white that's when I'll come home…

#I’ll be real #never knew those were the lyrics #I always say when the phone *jumbled garble* that’s where I belong #but I’m notorious for not knowing the words to songs #but man do I know every harmony and all the instrumentation and every lick #and I can come in on the right note before the song starts :)

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Hell site getetics this is an emergency tumblr just shined a deal with mid journey an ai art thing, you have to opt out on each individual blog, please spread the word

String identified: stupid ass tumblr decision as usual

Closest match: Disable this in your blog settings. Common name: Click settings, look down towards the bottom right to see your blogs. Click them and scroll down to the visibility section, where you can opt out of this garbage.

#writer friends please activate this so your writing doesn’t get sold to fucking midjourney

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I don't want to be dramatic but where are the genderfuckers in the twilight fandom. Solidarity w the rest of y'all but I'm bored of Cislight. Can we trans it up in here pls. pls?

#I can think of people that would fuck this shit UP (positive) #if you think I’m talking about you I am #now write trans characters or feel my wrath #(if you can write trans characters with the respect and depth they deserve)

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twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

#now THIS is the good twilight #someone write this fic #not me I don’t write straight things but #someone :)

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Respect María or perish!!!

#also #who the fuck wants to read stories about morally pure characters #that’s so fucking boring and shallow #purity culture is a plague #oh you don’t ever want characters to make decisions you don’t agree with? fine #you’re banned from reading forever #also ghost attack #also yes to everything E said ofc #I just am annoyed by people being purity cops and thinking characters being complex 3 dimensional beings means that they’re bad influences #if your main characters have no complexity and no flaws your writing is bad hope this helps xoxoxox

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First hunt costumes. Do u think she should’ve attacked that one hiker in breaking dawn?

#I will be so real here #Bella not killing the hunter is maybe the thing that angers me the most in the series #aside from how well she does with the visit with Charlie #it honestly gets me so fucking heated #there should have been a single fucking quence for her decision

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#I was a Jacob kid who grew up into an Edward adult

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Twilight remake with a muppet cast. Charlie Swan is the only human. Still played by Billy Burke. is this anything

#I respect the human Charlie take however I can’t stop picturing him as Sam eagle #also so sorry to y’all but Rosalie is miss piggy what are we doing here???? #oh wait I guess jasper could be Sam eagle #but I know in my soul sam eagle HATES the confederacy

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#good for her

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Sorry late to the party but pls How did get Edward Bella pregnant? Can u signpost me to any crazy theories or what’s your theory?

they fucked, king

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#I mean we all know Garrett and Kate will win??? #unless the fandom opinion has shifted since I was active in 2020 #but I’m still there I still love them

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart

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if I had been in Bella's position I would not have survived. like literally. I would've picked at my lip or scratched off a scab because Texture and then boom fresh blood and welp he drinked me. we would not have made it to new moon without an incident

#my nail biting habit killing me immediately

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🚨 ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT BLOGS! 🚨

Because of the news of what's happening on tumblr right now that we got today, I thought it would be a good idea to have a group chat of some kind to strengthen the community and friendships so it all doesn't get lost. Yknow, in case the apocalypse happens on tumblr. If any of you are interested in joining the group chat discord server, message me for the link! I'm hoping it will help people get to know their mutuals better, especially if you have mutuals who's posts you always reblog, but haven't talked to yet. It's all brand new so I'm testing it out. We can also discuss how we could find a way to archive posts from inactive twilight blogs who have contributed a lot to the fandom, since there's a danger that it could all disappear one day. (that was @bellasdumptruckass idea) You can just join it as a backup plan in case we disappear off the face of tumblr and need to move one day, or you can use it to chat with other bloggers, whatever you prefer. Anyway, once again, if you're interested in joining just message me for the link! You can all also add me as a friend, I'm denalilily on there too 🥰 Reblogs are appreciated to help spread the word!

🔥 WHAT'S NEW 🔥

❣️ I recently bought twihards against humanity - an online party game for the server, so if you want to play then join us!

❣️ Lots of twilight based emojis made for the server

❣️ Different channels for twilight discussion, pictures, games, nsfw discussions, fanfics, fanart and more

P.S - your blog doesn't have to be solely about twilight, but you should have at least some twilight content on your blog to join

#wait I miss having a twilight discord server #shaking at the bars let me innnnnnnnnn