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If anyone can help me out, I'd really really appreciate it. I've been trying to sell stuff but haven't had much luck and it's getting down to the wire and I'm still 200 short.

Please share if you can

⚠️ AID REQUEST ⚠️

I am struggling with some financial issues due to kidney stones and a kidney infection that caused me to miss a few days of work making me about 200 short for my rent... if anyone could spare anything, I'd be so appreciative.

https://venmo.com/u/polkahotness

#not twilight #financial aid #mutual aid #aid request

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I actually can't even explain why I like Twilight. I just do.

The vibes have an inexplicable and irrevocable hold on me.

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fun fact: true ride-or-die team Jacob people have read the books. that's why they're team Jacob. (They also hate SMeyer for ruining his literary character by having him manipulate and assault Bella and his movie character completely)

i apologize if none of this makes sense, my brain is mush

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what a difference a year makes🤣

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Embry, loudly, while sam's in earshot: sams having me try something new, where I make my decisions based on 'common sense' and not my prophetic dreams or omens.

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twilight joke from my best friend:

what would you call a twilight sitcom?

good luck charlie

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If Edward was a time traveler.. he would bring Bella into his world.. this is how it would look like.

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In honor of Heidi Klum’s amazing Halloween costume…

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Had a thought at work.

Y'know how the Twilight vampires can't change their appearance (bad wigs aside)? Like your hair length, height, weight (supposedly), etc. you are when you change is what you are forever. Or if you cut your hair (diamond scissors?) after changing it will not grow back?

Do we know if there is a vampire that's super ability is shape shifting? Can you imagine how OP they would be? Can you imagine how jealous some vampires (like say Rosalie or Alice) would be knowing there's a vampire who can look however they want with no consequences? That vampire could so easily blend in with humans, other than the bloodlust, it could take them a while to realize they aren't human.

And RIP to the Volturi trying to find them.

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I fully believe that new moon should have eluded to bella and Jacob either having sex or fooling around.

That way when out of nowhere bella suddenly is ready to die for the ice pp in eclipse after Eddie boy comes back it makes sense.

If when Edward was gone she turned to Jacob for comfort and closeness in the only way she can think of; (maybe as a direct result of her mother's influence. I could totally see a conversation between Renee and Bella where Renee encourages Bella to fool around with Jacob just to get over edward, ) it would make perfect sense that when Edward comes back she would immediately want the same/more closeness with him.

Bella would actually have a reason to get emotional and feel rejected when Edward turns her down, which I still think should happen.

It would also give a lot more credence to Edward's hatred of Jacob and could make it less about Jacob being a wolf and more about "you got to see her naked before I did waaahhh I'm an incel."

It would fix so many problems. Bella suddenly is an actual character with flaws instead of the virgin Mary Sue. Jacob is a hormonal teenage boy who is understandably confused but also emboldened; and his aggressive pursuit of bella actually makes sense (not that it's right, it would just make more sense). Edward is forced to confront his outdated ideals about virginity and marriage instead of having them validated, and maybe he and Bella end up having a God forbid actual conversation that isn't just, "I could kill you" - "yeah but you wont"

But no....no we couldn't possibly have that.

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believe me bestie even we don’t understand the one with wolves and vampires

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She’s a 8 but she runs a Twilight shitpost account

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Vaguely Threatening Twilight Cards Part II

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Bella: and if it's a boy.... EJ. For Edward Jacob

Me:

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Do You Wish SMeyer Had Written Better Stories for her Characters?

Well, GUESS WHAT? I do too, so I’ve done the hard work for you! Check out my fanfictions: 

Read "Cleaning Old Wounds"

AO3 Link // FFN Link

Read "Marcus and Didyme: UNTIED"

AO3 Link // FFN Link

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what’s more unsettling - a wolf crying “a tear the size of a baseball” or edward calling jacob “son” ??

the answer is both. smeyer what the actual fuck