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eloarei · 5 months
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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
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now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
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but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
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I mean, holy shit
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i will use these as reaction images until i die
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eloarei · 5 months
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Curious because I’m actually the last option and was very surprised to learn that people have super strong opinions on this!
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eloarei · 5 months
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Shit, I'm supposed to be writing for NaNo, and instead I'm accidentally back on Tumblr because I was wasting time looking at Disco Elysium fanart and this website is a black hole. Please tell me to go away. I don't need to be on the time suck website.
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eloarei · 5 months
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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.
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eloarei · 5 months
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Lunar halo
@picabuzz
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eloarei · 10 months
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eloarei · 10 months
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eloarei · 10 months
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sir….
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eloarei · 10 months
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eloarei · 10 months
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Dioooooos
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eloarei · 11 months
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eloarei · 11 months
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gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them
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eloarei · 11 months
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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
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eloarei · 11 months
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eloarei · 11 months
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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
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eloarei · 11 months
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i'm genuinely curious after seeing a post about it so
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