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Follow if you want the same picture of Benson every day

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photo by Drew Hamilton

#bears always make raw fish look so fucking tasty

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photo by Drew Hamilton

#bears always make raw fish look so fucking tasty

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the world is a better place with trans women in it

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Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

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On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

#a crisp thirty-eight

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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introducing Belphegor, my son

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the worst part about cardio is the laundry

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well