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elliotmane · 2 years
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IVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG WHAT IN THE FUCK. HOLY SHIT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU
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Hello lovely Murder fam followers! So, so sorry for the silence lately. Life has been wildly busy between graduating with my M.A., recovering from three years of insanity, the next stages of my trans*ition, and preparing to move. Some wonderful news though! Hanni-mod (@notdrhanniballecter) and I are going to be moving in together at the end of this month! Prepare yourselves for a dramatic increase in horniness, shitposts, and murder ranting!!
Sincere thanks for your continued support of myself, the family, and this astounding show/fandom! 🥩🖤
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elliotmane · 2 years
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@notdrhanniballecter @ilmaritodelmostro and rudy and mama/clarice and everyone of the muurder family /i cant find all their tags :'(/
I know I haven't been online nearly as much anymore, the last year has been rough, and I'm super super glad I met you all. I'm not leaving don't worry, I just wanted to check in, and if you guys wanted more contact with me (since I'm barely here) ask for my Discord in dms! I'd like to make a group chat for us all to catch up since it's been quite a bit. I miss you all and I still love you all!! Just been sidetracked a bunch!
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elliotmane · 2 years
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well i may or may not fit your hopes and dreams but i dont know what formidable means so. i havent seen the show i watch rick and morty. bad taste, i know.
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@notdrhanniballecter @ilmaritodelmostro @blessedxsilence
Did the Murder Family see this episode of Bob's Burgers 😄? It's called "The Silence of the Louise" and Louise is investigating a series of bizarre doll mutilations at her school, and asks her creepy classmate, Millie, for help. The homage to a certain classic film is priceless 😂!
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elliotmane · 2 years
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Either pet her or she will pet your hand with her face
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elliotmane · 2 years
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@notdrhanniballecter @ilmaritodelmostro
My only request for Valentine’s Day this year is that the gifts are not so theatric we have to move again.
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elliotmane · 2 years
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Either pet her or she will pet your hand with her face
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elliotmane · 2 years
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They love carrots so MUCH
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elliotmane · 2 years
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dont tattle but i have a bunch of hershey bars stored in secret and i think this is what true happiness feels like
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elliotmane · 2 years
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MY OWN MAMA FORGOT ABOUT ME :(
sad.... i must have been hibernating TOO long
anyway hannibal is a dilf
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elliotmane · 2 years
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in my evil era
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elliotmane · 2 years
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ive been sleeping for days im hibernating how cool is that. i should dig a big hole to burrow in for the winter like a real polar bear
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elliotmane · 2 years
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*clears throat*
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New socially acceptable pseudo-cannibalism just dropped @ilmaritodelmostro​ @notdrhanniballecter​
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elliotmane · 2 years
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:)
@notdrhanniballecter @ilmaritodelmostro 
One of the animals left us a present on the porch, and that’s not normally something worth mentioning but this time it was a whole rabbit leg, complete with a hip bone and part of a spine.
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elliotmane · 2 years
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As a psychiatrist, what did Hannibal think of the so-called "Satanic Panic" of the 70's and 80's? Did he consider it to be mass hysteria and/or involving people with their own agendas?
Honestly? Mass hysteria and gross incompetence. People see what they want to see. I do find the chaos that followed to be highly amusing. May I offer two podcast episodes that cover the topic (both blending the historical timeline, the facts, and absurdist humor)?
The first is The Dollop on Satan and Proctor & Gamble, here.
The second is My Favorite Murder's podcast on the McMartin Pre-School, here.
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elliotmane · 2 years
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I hope the murder family continues to be safe and fully vaccinated, having received their booster shots? Tell me, how would Hannibal respond to the anti-vaccine crowd?
*sighs*
I am very glad to be sharing my life with well-informed and reasonable people. It helps that they are scientifically inclined and empathetic. We are indeed vaccinated and have received boosters as needed.
To those who are hesitant for vaccinate due to the accelerated pace for development and distribution, their concerns are valid. For those who feel that it is their right to choose whether or not to be vaccinated, that is also valid. To those who demonize the opposite side of the argumentative spectrum from their own opinion... I am collecting business cards from both camps.
I will admit it was easier to hunt with @ilmaritodelmostro and @blessedxsilence during quarantine... We knew people were home...
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elliotmane · 2 years
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WOOOOOOWOOOOOTHANK YOU PAPPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Merry Catmas
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elliotmane · 2 years
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@notdrhanniballecter If Hannibal overheard this, he would be like "This child definitely has potential" 😂
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