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FOR FANFICTION,
*please reblog for a bigger audience*
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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
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If I had to read it so do the rest of you. (Also Donkey and the Dragon is my answer)
which is the better power couple:
donkey and the dragon from SHREK
OR
sid the sloth and the t-rex from ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS
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Anyone else know that they would be a voracious reader if fanfiction didn’t exist?
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elon musk made this racist ass tweet and a bunch of alt right christian bros are mad at him in his comments because he believes in dinosaurs. there is not even a joke to be made here atp
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Man, it always sucks when I’m listening to a fic and the screen reader goes “doubleyou ach ay tee eye ess why oh you are eff ay vee oh are eye tee ee see oh ell oh are doubleyou ach ee are ee dee-”
And I pause it like what the fuck, then find my phone to look at the screen and I see “whatisyourfavoritecolorwhered-”
Like, bro, please, why would you do this?
Or when it starts going “EXEXEXEXEXEXEEEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEX!!” Because somebody didn’t use the code for a line break. At least just make it one dash, please.
Like, it’s your fic and you’re writing it for free and that’s cool, so if you see this and you’re like, “mmmm, nah, still gonna do it my way” then that’s chill.
Just know that it’s really difficult for people with screen readers to read some of these fics. Me personally, when I find a fic that does this, I don’t give it a chance no matter how good it is.
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
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Now this is a love story I can get behind. 😂
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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This is canon as far as I’m concerned.
wouldn’t it be adorable if the headmistresses also had Helia’s drawings on their fridges? 😭
because i can imagine little toddler Helia drawing in his little table as the headmasters talk over a cup of tea and you have him going up to Faragonda like “i made this for you” and Faragonda being all smiles because this kid is so adorable and then Helia goes up to Griffin on the other side of the table and “i also made this for you, miss Griffin” and Griffin is literally dying inside at the cuteness and Saladin just smiles. then Helia gives his grandpa a drawing too because Helia goes by the principle that if someone gets a drawing then everyone else gets a drawing too
and as years go by and Helia returns from art school, he finds out that the headmistresses kept those drawings and displayed them for everyone to see how talented he was since he was a kid and Helia is very happy about that because these women are his unofficial grandmothers and he wouldn’t have it any other way
this is too cute, i’m literally going to cry *sobs in fairy*
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OH MY GOD!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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what if Magica was 3 for 3
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Wait! Is this for real? Like did they actually confirm Ludwig x Matilda as Canon in DT17? Because if so…
LET’S FUCKING GO!!!
After all this time..
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dino squad website (circa early 2008)
Hello, everyone! The Dino Squad website from early 2008 is accessible in the Wayback Machine, but as far as I’ve been looking, there isn’t a good post or guide to what’s actually in it.
Like everything in ‘08, this site uses Flash for pretty much everything it does (and PHP for everything else), which can make some things difficult, obviously. I can’t direct you in how to run Flash in 2021, but I wish you the best. The site I’m using is linked below, but there are several in the Wayback Machine that seem to work, although I haven’t noticed any differences yet. I have a few theories about this site, that I’ll get into when they’re relevant.
http://web.archive.org/web/20130210222200/http://www.dinosquad.com/
Feel free to explore! I’ll be leaving my notes down below.
Keep reading
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So I headcanon Faragonda x Griffin x Griselda to be a throuple. Like they are my Top OT3 above all else.
I also Headcanon Faragonda and Griselda to be the Winx’s “bonus moms”
Now, these two headcanons have led me to a recent revelation:
Stella, Musa, and/or Bloom have definitely called Griffin “Step-mom” at least once. Whether it was to her face or not is up to speculation.
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One of the Winx: accidentally calls Griselda mom
Students: start laughing
Griselda: glares at the students Why are you laughing? They spend more time with me than their own parents at this point. It was bound to happen eventually.
Edit 3/23/24: Griselda and Faragonda are their moms. They know it, The Winx know it, and anyone with eyes can see it.
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Possible Unpopular Opinion or Hot Take: If there had to be a 7th member of the Winx it should be Mirta.
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Oh My God these are gorgeous! A perfect middle ground between the simplicity of Magic Winx and Enchantix.
Reimagined Charmix transformation design
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Fan art by Krelix
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