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ejcaswelll · 7 months
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i am going 2 b real with u guys . i completely forgot about this show for the last week <3
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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experiencing s4 through out of context spoilers alone is such an experience . big red and seb hooking up………gina going to ?? new zealand ?…………mr mazzara playing coach bolton………some kind of pumpkin nightmare man watching ashlyn and maddox have a moment . i cannot even begin to fathom an actual coherent narrative tying these things together
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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“ej you’re my brother too”
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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you get assigned gay by kenny ortega. you then get assigned not gay by disney but they let you keep the fruity hats. you come back next year and get assigned gay by kenny ortega again, this time complete with a homoerotic dance sequence. you return again the following year and are assigned not gay by disney, this time accompanied by a heterosexual prom date. you return 15 years later and are finally assigned gay by disney because they now think it's profitable. you are ryan evans in high school musical.
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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this post just got sooooooooooo much funnier in ways i never could have even conceived of a year ago
ashlyn not remotely having a crisis over what this means for her relationship with big red is SO funny she’s just like “my dating pool just got bigger” girl you’ve already dated !!!! past tense !!! he’s literally waiting for u at home it’s been fourteen days !!
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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glad ur all apparently only finding out about this plot point through this post i spent approx twenty seconds on <3
some of you may say that seb and big red hooking up and cheating on carlos and ashlyn is ““bad writing”” or “”out of character”” or even ““a truly baffling narrative decision”” but have u considered that they had a big prompt wheel in the writers room that a small gremlin spun whenever the clock struck twelve and they had to write it into the script or else trade their first born to the witch outside in the hall ? maybe think about that next time .
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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some of you may say that seb and big red hooking up and cheating on carlos and ashlyn is ““bad writing”” or “”out of character”” or even ““a truly baffling narrative decision”” but have u considered that they had a big prompt wheel in the writers room that a small gremlin spun whenever the clock struck twelve and they had to write it into the script or else trade their first born to the witch outside in the hall ? maybe think about that next time .
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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hello everybody sad to announce s4 has dropped today despite my praying . anyways i won’t be able to force myself to watch it until this weekend so all the good jokes will be made by then however u all need to pretend to laugh when i make them <3
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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indescribably funny if ricky goes to see ej to whine about gina when that’s the guy he keeps stealing girlfriends from. yeah man sorry about that whole thing a couple months ago and also like six months before that . anyway can i trauma dump for a second
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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i have sooooooooooo many asks i didn’t answer from last year bc of who i am as a person but some of them are so good so i might still answer them <3 sorry if that’s annoying <3 actually no i’m not <3 i’m opening my 2022 time capsule and none of u can stop me <3
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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Happy birthday!!!🎈🎂🎁
i am a hideous soul for answering this a month late but also it’s insane u remembered this . i barely remembered it
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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hello user ejcaswelll new stills for s4 are dropping like crazy and it isn't a hsmtmts season if you're not commenting on how horrible the outfits are so i beg you to look <3
if u think i am going to take time out of my day to google outfits they got out of the clearance bin at h&m you are actually out of your mind <3 that being said i Will rate and review any stills left in my inbox
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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caswen has returned <3
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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hello everybody i don’t remember what date s4 drops . i’m not asking i’m just bragging <3
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ejcaswelll · 8 months
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have u seen the new cast photo !!!!!
unfortunately not as every time i try to look at it the color palette and patterns send me into a small seizure <3
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ejcaswelll · 9 months
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saw that post of you wondering if you’re still the funniest hsmtmts blog and i thought i’d let you know i disagree with almost all of your takes and am still following you through the power of comedy! hope that helps!
reading this was like a religious experience. protectwoc you’re the only person here i can trust let’s kiss
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ejcaswelll · 9 months
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*holds a microphone in front of you* can you comment on joshua bassett *reads from notes* stating that he has encountered jesus twice, seemingly retracting on his ’coming out’ by deleting any post referencing it and getting baptized at a church that supports conversion therapy?
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