eeveelutions-on-crack

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Dumb thought I had

"You may have water gun but I have a real gun"

- Umbreon to Vaporeon

I love this-

#russian-goose #umbreon #vaporeon #eeveelutions #eevee evolutions #eeveelutions on crack

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I just looked at my notifications-

I-

Thank you for the likes and reblogs-

I'm literally shaking-

I made something

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I made something

#¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ #vaporeon #jolteon #flareon #espeon #umbreon #leafeon #glaceon #sylveon #eeveelutions #eevee evolutions #eeveelutions on crack

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Maybe Espeon is trying to get a book, but the others are following Espeon. Plus they’re being super annoying (at least to Espeon)!

I feel like once Espeon got fed up with them Espeon would just teleport somewhere and take the entire bookshelf with them

This would definitely happen though

#i love this #espeon can teleport now bc i said so #lovelyeevee453 #espeon #eeveelutions #eevee evolutions #eeveelutions off crack

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Sylveon goes to the moon

#Yes I made a watermark #Sylveon lives there now #I don't even know why I made this but #sylveon #eeveelutions #eevee evolutions #pokémon #space #eeveelutions on crack

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Ok I'm really bored so I'm just gonna post a random headcanon I thought of

Basically Jolteon can generate internet with its electricity.

"Oh, your internet's down? Don't worry I gotchu." yeets an electro-ball at phone

"There done"

#Seriously though imagine just having a Jolteon and you complain about your internet being down and then it just. Shocks your device lmao #Probably shocking you in the process as well just for that electric-type partner vibe #my headcanons #headcanon #jolteon #eeveelutions #eevee evolutions #pokémon #eeveelutions on crack

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Mkay so originally this was supposed to be like an eeveelution scenario blog and I might make a different one for that but I just decided to turn it into shitpost land so I'm giving each eeveelution + an eevee a very summarised personality because yes

Eevee - Clumsy as in tripping on thin air clumsy

Vaporeon - The only one with any braincells left

Jolteon - "MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX" type

Flareon - The one that goes "ImboredImboredImboredImboredImboredImboredImbored" until someone/something entertains them aka me

Espeon - inhales "i'M TRYING TO READ" type

Umbreon - Quiet but not out of shyness just because they never have any idea what to say

Leafeon - The one that looks like they would/could never hurt anything/anyone but in reality could shatter every bone in your body in 0.2 seconds

Glaceon - Literal god of sarcasm

Sylveon - Caffeine addict who has no idea what sleep even is, spam calls discord group DMs at 4:57 AM because if they can't sleep no one can

I am going to tag all my eeveelution shitposts as #eeveelutions on crack

Anything on this blog that isn't an eeveelution shitpost will not have that tag

ALSO if you wanna submit headcanons n scenarios n non-shitpost stuff that's cool too they'll be tagged as #eeveelutions off crack

Feel free to send asks

#eevee #eeveelutions #eevee evolutions #vaporeon #jolteon #flareon #espeon #umbreon #leafeon #glaceon #sylveon #pokémon