bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
i’ve noticed a lot of people here on twilight tumblr love to demonise the fuck out of really random aspects of the saga… like man chill tf out a lot of it really isn’t that deep let people enjoy things in peace
u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit
you ever think about how edward was just chilling during both world wars but never brings it up? like he must have been up to something why don’t we hear anything about it 👁👁...