Egon x reader incorrect quotes ~the saga continues or whatever~
Egon: banging a pen on the table out of frustration
Y/N: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Egon: I—
Egon: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Y/N: What the hell is wrong with you?
Egon: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
Egon: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Y/N: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
This could really go either way
Y/N: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Egon: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Y/N: Seize the dick.