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911onabc: Every answer was delivered with so much confidence 😅 #911onABC

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any ideas guys

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He doesn't know you're an idiot. Once he gets to know you, and know that you're an idiot, he'll love you, like we all do.

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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

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#Gay on gay crime

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Knowledge is empowering

#when its my job at work to explain broadcast connectivity to volunteers #and my nonbinary ass needs to explain male and female plugs

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i forgive you. i love you.

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pretty in pink 💕

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Why does it feel like a vow We'll both uphold somehow?

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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you know how to ball, i know aristotle

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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

#i knew it before but also we talked about it in my pop culture sociology class

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booty shorts that says "you- you did it. i knew you did it, you planted that story about the chicken! you had me accused of animal cruelty! and i'll bet what you hated the most…is that they identified me as a co-founder of facebook, which i am. you better lawyer up asshole cause im not coming back for 30 percent, im coming back for everything" on the ass

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