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This is the official PSA to people waiting for a text from me (or even just a post, do those actually exist?): I am alive, just going through some personal shit + both my laptop and my phone are slowly but surely failing me.

I am the kind of person who needs a lot of solo time when shit goes downhill, but I will be back with a lot of content for Lord of Heroes and a surprise on my side blog. Sorry for disappearing, life is overbearing some times.

Well.

Most times.

#francis talks

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Do it

please don't let me draw the personified sea god and the ikemenified lumisade catfish together please

#lord of heroes

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Johan Birthday Week Day 2: Friends/Family

Astrid teaches Johan how to use his sword to fly like an exorcist in a wuxia.

#he might break a tooth #but we will be cheering for him #lord of heroes

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what if

#devs take note #lord of heroes

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Joshua: hey... I've been wanting to say this but I held back for a long time. I hope you'll accept what I will say because... I had you in my thoughts when I was making this incredibly important decision.

Joshua, inhaling and exhaling slowly: I.. I want to quit this tiring and exhausting job I've been task with against my will. Will you help me?

Kartis:

Kartis: I'm your boss

Joshua: yes

Kartis: I'm your boss. I'm the one who gave you that "tiring and exhausting job" and you're saying all these things to me?

Joshua: bitch did I stutter?

#go joshua #tell him #lord of heroes

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How the characters curse: Lord of Heroes, Rulers Edition

Lord: Keeps it PG to not be a bad influence on the younger knights. Idiot, stupid, bastard, damn are all allowed.

Charles: A proper gentleman, doesn't even say "damn."

Laphlaes: Usually soft spoken. Actually thinks "shit" a lot.

Dhurahan: Doesn't curse. Screeches like a hawk instead.

Rosanna: Swears like a fucking sailor, and is quite inventive too. Actually, the sailors blush when they hear her.

Lumie: Gasps when somebody says "Damn."

Aslan: Is used to swearing because mercenaries are not exactly known for their manners. Is not aware "Fuck" isn't PG.

Vanessa: Looks like a proper lady. Swears a lot under her breath when nobody can hear.

Kartis: Doesn't keep it PG at all. Says "fuck" a lot.

#lord of heroes #loh #mc/lord (loh) #laphlaes selkena #charles iii (loh) #aslan valkarios #rosanna devicci #kartis (loh) #dhurahan atirkan #vanessa thérèse alderune #francis talks

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[Awkward Post Victory Dinner]

Laphlaes: President Rosanna, kindly pass the salt please...

Rosanna: No problem

Rosanna: *stands up from her seat and walks all the way to the other side of the table and grabs Charles by the arm*

Charles: ??? What do you want, shrimp?

Everyone:

Rosanna: Laphlaes wants me to pass you. You salty bitch

Laphlaes: *gasps* No...

Everyone:

Monarch: No...

#SALTY BITCH #i am gonna cry #rosanna roast master #lord of heroes

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I know everybody ships Kartis/Lord except me and I guess my mom who doesn't play Lord of Heroes, but listen here.

Kartis and Lord.

Working together.

And insulting each other on a regular basis because they can't stand each other.

You can read it as sexual tension if you'd like, I won't stop your shipping heart, but imagine them working together and in the meanwhile at diplomatic meetings they talk like

Kartis: "Excuse me,bitch, could you pass me the salt?"

Lord: "Sure, bastard."

Kartis: "How kind of you, stupid cunt."

Lord: "Still resent me because I didn't allow you to die like the coward you are?"

Kartis: "Of course not, I am so happy I get to spend the rest of my life by the side of the crybaby who put my Knights in shackles."

Lord: "Piss off."

Kartis: "Fuck you."

Charles, pushing his chair back to get up: "Well, this lunch hasn't become awkward at all."

Rosanna, as she keeps eating: "Just ignore them. They are doing a good job at ignoring US."

Kartis: "Oh no, please, Charles, don't leave. We were very rude-"

Lord: "Wow, kind to Charles but not to me. Not THAT'S insulting."

Kartis: "Last time I checked he wasn't the one to throw my viceroy in jail-"

Charles: "DO NOT PULL ME IN THIS IDIOTIC BANTER OF YOURS."

Dhurahan: "Is... Is this a weird human thing I don't understand...?"

Aslan, putting more food in his plate: "Just eat and forget, Dhurahan. Just eat and forget."

Laphlaes, in a whisper: "What about the importation taxes? Didn't we come here to discuss importation taxes...?"

Lord: "Of course we were here to talk about importation taxes. I suggest taxes on products from Gallus get 200% higher."

Kartis: "Petty little-"

#lord of heroes #francis talks

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lord of heroes but twilight au w the lord as bella and kartis as edward

#fair enough #he also has dog ears as an accessory #it works #lord of heroes

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Okay but who is Jacob.

lord of heroes but twilight au w the lord as bella and kartis as edward

#lord of heroes

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Oh my God I woke up to so many tags under a thread of "a wonderful blog that makes you happy", my cold heart is melting.

What did I even do to deserve the mentions. T^T

#thank you everybody!! #i am quite sick at the moment due to stress so that was a beautiful cheer up #francis talks

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Dark!Johan, filming himself: For some reason, I'm attracted to dumbasses. Wait and see.

Dark!Johan, pointing the camera to Light!Joshua: Hey stupid, who painted The Mona Lisa?

Light!Joshua, having tea: Leonardo DiCaprio?

Dark!Johan, on the background: Fuck, you are so hot.

#i didn't know i needed this ship #but i do now #lord of heroes

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[during a meeting]

Rosanna: I have an easier proposal.

Monarch, sighing: Please no, we can't tie Charles up and send him as bait to the enemy.

Rosanna: I no longer have an easier proposal.

Helga: Rosanna...

Rosanna: I'm just saying... but you're right. They won't even take him as hostage. They'll outright kill him. He's useless.

Charles III: HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE!

#no wait #i think that proposal might work #lord listen to rosanna please #lord of heroes

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Charles, spraying a perfume:

Rosanna: what's that smell?

Charles: perfection.

Rosanna, scrunching her nose: no it smells more like disappointment and disgust

#CHILL ROSANNA #CHILL #lord of heroes

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Aslan, spraying a perfume:

Rosanna: oh god what's that's smell again

Aslan, happily: oh... I'm using a perfume Solphi gave me.

Rosanna: you smell like a baby prostitute

#aslan is just trying to be a cute dad rosanna #leave him alone #lord of heroes

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Harvest Festival full picture.

#THANKS for sharing! #i am in love #they are all stunning #solphi you pretty baby #aslan you hot dork #alev you beautiful bastard #lord of heroes

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I once again ask the Premium Players to share the picture hiding behind the paid gifts, please. 🥺

#lord of heroes