you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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“i need that old man” he’s 38. 😒
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thank you weird trans women forever
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my union is organized via discord server 😑
workers of the world, @here
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as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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on sunday my gf started kissing up my arm and i was like "okay, gomez addams" and she was like "what's wrong with that??" and i was like "nothing at all!!! gomez and morticia are relationship goals"
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i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that
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Men get so scared when they see the eye spots on the back of my wings and it's honestly pathetic.
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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.
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the thing i really like about my gf is that we do not actually have a huge overlap in our taste in music and media, but we find things to talk about anyway and she shows interest in the things i like and i show interest in the things she likes :)
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