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Why should Caesar 🫅 get to stomp 👣 around like a GIANT 🗿 while the rest of us 👫 are trying not to get smushed by his BIG FEET 🦶!? What's so great 🔝 about Caesar 🫅, huh? Brutus 💁 is just as cute ✨ as Caesar 🫅, Brutus 💁 is just as smart 🧠 as Caesar 🫅, people 👫 totally like 👍 Brutus 💁 just as much as they like Caesar 🫅 and when did it become okay for one person 🧍‍♂️to be the boss 👑 of everybody 👫, huh?! Because that's not ❌❌ what Rome is about we should totally JUST STAB 🗡️🗡️!! CAESAR 🫅🫅!!

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How you feeling on this completely normal day (15th of March)?

gutted.

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happy ides of march to those who celebrate

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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

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You are Gaius Julius Caesar, and it's a lovely day in March.

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we've done it again folks

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Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

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all anime fans are CRINGE LOSERS. except my mutuals. and megan thee stallion 😘

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ramadan mubarak ramadan kareem

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"average greek sea voyage takes eight months" factoid actually just statistical error. sea voyages around greece are very short. Bad-luck Odysseus, who tripped over a monster every five feet, had to sail in loop de loops around greece to avoid various annoyed deities, and took eleven years to sail 565 miles, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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