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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
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THE LOVERS Trailer by Studio Heartbreak
An animated thriller about the romantic tension between a seafood chef and a siren, set in a dark fantasy Philippines
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Y'all make fun of the outfits from Kingdom Hearts (2002), but fail to realize that they were PULLED FROM THEIR HOMES on a day that they were playing at the beach.
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They HAVE normal clothes. They were wearing beach attire. Imagine being pulled through a dimensional portal while you're swimming and building sandcastles. Congrats! Your only clothes are these now:
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dorky-crow · 14 hours
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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i use waifu2x at work a lot to enlarge assets that other departments send us but i always forget to change the default filename so i just had to explain to my boss why there are a bunch of files named shit like "waifu_student_services" on our drive and then I had to explain to him what a waifu is so if you need me i'll be in a 6-foot hole in the ground
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I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.
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hello can anyone hear me
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It’s okay to like “childish” things, anything that brings you joy is a good thing to like
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OBSESSED with this new su signing poster. pearl holding greg just because. slightly older steven with attempts at growing out facial hair. the little pebble in the corner. garnet criss-crossed on greg’s van. lapis’ pants riding down so low you can see her hip. bismuth with that muscle definition. connie’s preppy outfit. peridot’s blank glasses.
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"Bug Trap"
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