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💀☆ — &&KLEZ. Since these tend to get passed around faster, would you mind giving this post a LIKE or a REBLOG if you'd be interested in interacting with a new Owl House dual muse featuring Hunter & The Collector? (Muse bios are still a wip)

(Mun follows back from @/neodotexe)

#self p.romo tag tbd #// got that owl house brainrot rn bc of the s3 premire

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DEATHLYRPH : FREE TEMPLATE

A simple banner template for multimuses who might struggle creating individual banners for characters. Easy and simple to use all you need is the font and a background image.

Free to use

Does not include colouring

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Size; 650 x 52

Font used; Big John

Do not; claim as your own, use in paid commissions, anywhere where profit is made

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LET ME DEMONSTRATE HOW GODDAMN SMART I AM!

Rules || Muses

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#☄️ Welcome Back to Me Screaming {OOC} #hlvrai rp #half life vr rp #half life rp #cartoon rp #video game rp #multimuse rp #crossover rp #indie rp #independent rp #webseries rp

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊

In my field we say some bonkers shit. That doesn’t even really begin to scratch the surface, so here is some of the stuff that we’ve said to our kids at work. I promise, all of these are said with love, we all love the kids very much, they are basically our kids. As always pronouns can be changed, and some of these may be kind of specific but I did try to make them more general/fit to different types of fandoms!

“just because [name] is a firefighter doesn’t mean we’re going to try and start a fire.”

“no you can’t put ranch on your ice cream… because it’s gross that’s why!”

“because it’s gross that’s why!”

“bullseye!”

“if we can wrestle, we can walk… you’re fine.”

“bingo!”

“if you throw up on me i will throw up on you. you know that.”

“hey, tiny tornado, park it on the couch!”

“listen little one, i will not stand for the yelling in my face, go sit down.”

“are you making dinner or are you gonna stare at pictures of dogs [insert other option] all day?”

“no you can’t use a knife, i’m not stupid!”

“keep it up and we’ll throw you in the river!”

“i feel like a single mom of three with an unruly teenager [turns to receiver] who won’t leave me alone…”

“you can’t just have chips for breakfast.”

“no we’re out of ranch.”

“stop drinking the hot sauce from the bottle you absolute menace!”

“tiny gremlin, come hither for a moment!”

“[name] that means you, you monster.”

“why are you dressed for all of the seasons all at once?”

“pretty soon we aren’t going to let you dress yourselves.”

“[name] if i step on one more lego, it’s all going in the garbage.”

“i’m not going to tell you again, either wash your hands properly or i’ll treat you like a six year old and we’ll do it together.”

“you wanna be treated like [name]? then let’s go because i’m tired of you just talking about it.”

“stop touching your eyes!”

“did you just eat a spoonful of mayonnaise?”

“okay out of the kitchen…”

“put the knife down you psycho!”

#🔋 Heading to the Test Chamber {Memes}

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🌱 Quotes With Very Specific Vibes (Prompts)

❝ Hey what’s u— why are you reorganizing the fridge at this hour?! ❞

❝ I could have a better conversation with a chipmunk than with you. ❞

❝ Allow me to show you the inherent humor of factoring polynomials. ❞

❝ I am going to scream so loud, I swear. ❞

❝ Stop laughing and just tell me how to put this on! ❞

❝ STOP ZOOMING IN ON ME. ❞

❝ I’ll be your divorce attorney. ❞

❝ I’ll be the reason for your divorce. ❞

❝ I am going to throw an orange at you so hard that you won’t remember this conversation. ❞

❝ We’re having a short king crisis, mama ayy. ❞

❝ Hey, why are there like 50 crows on your roof? ❞

❝ Don’t kiss me. Your mustache is disgusting. ❞

❝ You’ve made your choice… and so have I. ❞

❝ Oh? You are coming towards me? ❞

❝ REGRET WHAT YOU JUST SAID! ❞

❝ Look! I got you a present! ❞

❝ Babe, you’re so evilly cute. ❞

❝ I’m stealing your job, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your armies, AND I’m stealing your girl. ❞

❝ Why don’t you just steal all my money and get it over with? ❞

❝ Why don’t you just steal my heart and get it over with? ❞

❝ If you think I’m a twunk, then you’re wrong. ❞

❝ Trade offer my ass. I know you just want me to make you cookies. ❞

❝ Mm, flowers. ❞

❝ Stop eating flowers, I can see the petals in your mouth. ❞

#🔋 Heading to the Test Chamber {Memes}

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DEUCE,

DEUCE,

DEUCE!

sideblog to @neo-moment

#self p.romo tag tbd

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🌱 Quotes With Very Specific Vibes (Prompts)

❝ Hey what’s u— why are you reorganizing the fridge at this hour?! ❞

❝ I could have a better conversation with a chipmunk than with you. ❞

❝ Allow me to show you the inherent humor of factoring polynomials. ❞

❝ I am going to scream so loud, I swear. ❞

❝ Stop laughing and just tell me how to put this on! ❞

❝ STOP ZOOMING IN ON ME. ❞

❝ I’ll be your divorce attorney. ❞

❝ I’ll be the reason for your divorce. ❞

❝ I am going to throw an orange at you so hard that you won’t remember this conversation. ❞

❝ We’re having a short king crisis, mama ayy. ❞

❝ Hey, why are there like 50 crows on your roof? ❞

❝ Don’t kiss me. Your mustache is disgusting. ❞

❝ You’ve made your choice… and so have I. ❞

❝ Oh? You are coming towards me? ❞

❝ REGRET WHAT YOU JUST SAID! ❞

❝ Look! I got you a present! ❞

❝ Babe, you’re so evilly cute. ❞

❝ I’m stealing your job, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your armies, AND I’m stealing your girl. ❞

❝ Why don’t you just steal all my money and get it over with? ❞

❝ Why don’t you just steal my heart and get it over with? ❞

❝ If you think I’m a twunk, then you’re wrong. ❞

❝ Trade offer my ass. I know you just want me to make you cookies. ❞

❝ Mm, flowers. ❞

❝ Stop eating flowers, I can see the petals in your mouth. ❞

#🔋 heading to the test chamber {memes} #//specify muse

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yet more of B. Dylan Hollis’ baking TikToks - sentence starters

1. “Just give up. Don’t make a cake.” 

2. “Looks like barbeque sauce, smells of death.” 

3. “Yes, we humans have been baking with apples since the first time somebody baked with an apple, and today we’re going to be continuing that tradition.” 

4. “Full disclosure, I chose this recipe because it looked good. I don’t always like to destroy my taste buds, you know!” 

5. “You will love these. They are the taste of the season!” 

6. “Whether it’s expeditions, famines, wars, or student debt, this is what we bake in times of crisis.” 

7. “Oh, you’re gluten-free? Sorry, all we have is gluten!” 

8. “These kind of look like graham crackers… if graham crackers were made out of drywall.” 

9. “It doesn’t taste bad, it’s bread. Danger bread, but bread.” 

10. “I could never be a millionaire. I’d end up buying like three thousand pop tarts! Or ducks. I quite like ducks.” 

11. “Beep at me one more time!” 

12. “Just get out of the box! Please.” 

13. “You were swimming in animal fat. How does it feel?” 

14. “That hit my stomach like a bowling ball!” 

15. No spices, just cream and blugh.” 

16. “I have the sudden urge to hibernate.” 

17. “You are misshapen. Stop it!” 

18. “I say why not cut to the chase, serve this, and make everybody visibly upset?” 

19. “Nothing says the Holidays like ambiguous meat!” 

20. “This tastes like if Christmas gave up.” 

21. “Wonder what demon we’ll summon today!” 

22. “That is unnatural! Tastes like a morgue!” 

23. “Sorry, my cauldron’s in the dishwasher.” 

24. “Be very careful with this. This stuff’s stronger than my desire to drop out of college.” 

25. “Christmas time means sugar time!” 

26. “So I’ve never made a fruitcake, but if you’re anything like me, you are one.” 

27. “I feel like I’m exuming a body.”

28. “Don’t feed too much to ______, he/she/they won’t make it down the stairs.” 

29. “Love it or hate it, it’s the taste of Christmas, and that’s quite fine by me.” 

30. “A lot of fruit, brandy, and nuts! Sounds like a good weekend.” 

31. “How to get an entire country to hate you. Step one: This!” 

32. “You are sick!” 

33. “If this red flag were any bigger, it would be a blanket.” 

34. “Are there worse things than this? Doubt it!” 

35. “You know, jokes aside, I’m quite disturbed by this.” 

36. “Well, some didn’t make it, which is unfortunate, because it means some did.” 

37. “Well, that was utterly horrendous! Thank you!” 

38. “We want the bread to rise, not generate thrust!” 

39. “In this episode, bread goes to space.” 

40. “You know, Peter Pan came out in 1928. Brave king. I waited until _____.” 

41. “This is why I bake.” 

42. “If your hand gets tired, just keep going. I’m single, so I’m used to it.” 

43. “Now we get to top. That’s always fun.” 

44. “I’m going to eat all of these!” 

45. “If this is a pie filling, then I’m Captain America!” 

46. “Well, it’s great… so long as you don’t have to eat it.” 

47. “I really just JFK’ed this cake.” 

48. “This is sacrilegious! Preposterous! Daft!” 

49. “This is for people who hate baking, and I don’t like those people.” 

50. “I mean, yeah, it’s all right, but it’s all wrong.” 

51. “If you’re going to bake, bake! A cake should be an occasion, not a disfigured dump on a plate.” 

52. “Am I really about to have ice cream for breakfast?” 

#🔋 heading to the test chamber {memes} #//specify muse

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Headcanons

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💀☆ — &&NEO. Sorry about the lack of activity on here! I watched Sonic 2 a while back & now I have hedged hog brainrot & am working on a Movie!Sonic blog. I do plan on being more active here, but until then, if anyone wants to chat on Discord my new tag is Son the Hedge™#9678

#☄️ welcome back to me screaming {ooc}

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Dan Vs. Sentence Starters (s1 e2)

Sentences taken from the Dan Vs. episode “The Wolf-Man”

“I don’t care WHO the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!”

“I can almost taste those pancakes…”

“Pfft. Reality. Why can’t I wake up from this?”

“I have been wronged!”

“I demand vengeance!”

“Don’t do anything stupid.”

“What took you so long?”

“How could you be so naive?”

“He’s an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!”

“This isn’t the movies, this is real life! Stop living in a fantasy world!”

“So, what are we doing today?”

“Go home!”

“It’s the full moon again tonight.”

“Did you just eat all the candy AGAIN!?”

“Never mind, I don’t need your help. The situation is under control!”

“Oh, (y/n)! This is not okay!”

“You can’t go kidnapping children!”

“There’s a lot of crazies out there. You could end up on a milk carton.”

“…this is much nicer than the last jail I was in.”

“Don’t get snippy.”

“Why do you have a comb? Your hair is boring.”

“You can’t treat me like this! I know people who pay taxes!”

“Drive north. NORTH, YOU MONKEY!”

“I hate everyone.”

“You’re stupid.”

“I’ve heard this place is haunted…”

“And besides, shut up!”

“Oh gross! A skull!”

“I’m gonna be completely dead in the morning…”

“(Y/n)! Don’t taunt the undead!”

“Man, I hate coffee.”

“Oh no! I ran over another cyclist!”

“So, that’s blood?”

“The guy scratches my car and you want to KILL him?”

“You’ve got some serious anger issues. You know they’ve got books for that.”

“I’m glad that’s over with…no more monsters.”

#🔋 Heading to the Test Chamber {Memes} #//Specify muse

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💀☆ — &&NEO. Since these tend to get spread around faster, would you mind giving this post a LIKE or a REBLOG if you’d be interested in interacting with a multimuse blog featuring muses from the webseries EPITHET ERASED?

Penned by Neo. follows back from @/neo-moment

#🌟 Green to Blue Means It's Nice to Meet You! {Self P.romo} #//gonna be on here for a while bc i got epithet erased brainrot

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Send in ‘NOPE’ to my inbox, for something I don’t like to RP.

– It could be a theme, ship, genre, style, trigger, topic, etc. Feel free to add + and a category, for something specific. Otherwise, it will be random.

#🔋 Heading to the Test Chamber {Memes}

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

#🔋 Heading to the Test Chamber {Memes} #//Specify muse

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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VERSE ME   :      Send this and I will give you a random verse idea or two that could happen between our characters! PLOT ME     :        Send this and I will give you a few plots that I could see working between our characters!

CONNECTION ME      :        Send this and I will tell you a few connections that I think would work between our characters.

HEADCANON ME      :     Send this and I will give you a few headcanons regarding our characters and their connection or verses that we have together.

#🔋 Heading to the Test Chamber {Memes} #((specify muse))

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Oh, the misery

Everybody wants to be my enemy

Renegade Reagan Ridley Roleplayer

Spare the sympathy

Everybody wants to be my enemy

#🌟 Welcome to the Science Team {P.romos}