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m going to do threesomes w hq duos send reqs :)

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don't mind if I do... ;)

iwaizumi x reader

he was gorgeous. green eyes, tanned skin and a godly body. i watched him as he sparred. i was too distracted to pay attention to my workout, my eyes followed the drops of sweat that fell from his forehead down to his neck then his adams apple bobbing as he swallowed.

“damn“ i muttered biting my lip.

“lets get started“ he clapped his hands and started rubbing them together, his arms flexing at every movement. i could see every detail from where i am standing. the gorgeously thick fingers, the prominent veins running from his hands to his forearms, and then his biceps, gosh his biceps.

"baby? you good?"

“huh. oh yeah yeah im fine. why, you worrying about me?“

i leaned forward and rested my arms on his shoulders.

“of course i worry about you but no it was because you were staring“

“oh i was just thinking about how im gonna beat your ass“ i smirked at him while cracking my knuckles. he stares in disbelief, then smirks back and nonchalantly speaks in a husky voice that would normally make my knees weak

“i see. then why don’t you ‘beat my ass’ instead of saying it“

.....

“okay just so you know just because your my girlfriend dosnt mean im going easy on you″

“good. i wouldn’t expect you too“

we spun round twice before i decided to make the first move. i went i for a hook in the gut, but he saw right through me and dodged the attack.

"oooh fighting dirty. i see, princess"

he lashed forward and sent a couple of punches towards my face. luckily, i blocked most of them. this went n for a while we threw punches and kicks, and either blocked them, dodged them or in some cases (iwaizumi) let a couple hit him.

hajime backed of after a right hook to his ribs, he looked back and smirked. he came forward, as i protected my upper half, but he went and kicked my knee from the side causing me to fall onto them.

"you look good on your knees, y/n" he chuckled, stroking my face softly. this was an optimum angle because i could do my favourite move.

i sweeped his leg and straddled his waist while securing his legs and arms, so he was trapped.

"and you look good under me, hajime" i smirked in victory, hoping for a reaction, but instead i got a dazed look.

he tried thinking straight, he did but all he could think about was the curve of your tits just hanging over him, the feel of your legs tangled ith him and without realizing but because you were breathing so hard your entire body moved so you slowly grinded your self on him, and most of all your face, dripping in sweat and the smirk on your face, making you look absolutely stunning. they were all making it so hard for him to keep his sanity.

"couldnt agree more, princess"

iwaizumi teaching you how to fight and he wants to be proud of you when you pin him for the first time but all he can think about is how you’re holding his arms above his head, how your hips are far too close to touching his, and how there is no way you should be able to look that good above him

#iwaizumi haijme #haikyuu smut #iwa smut #iwazumi smut #iwazumi scenarios #hq scenarios #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader

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"you want me, bitch. fuck you!" I snarled at him. when, all of a sudden im pushed up against a wall, with a hand around my throat. face to face with him.

"dont fuck with me, princess. I will not hesitate to fuck you right here" he tightened his fingers blocking my airflow and making me feel slightly light headed. I stared into his cold and lifeless eyes, especially as they bored through me. I shook in anger. I reached up and grabbed a fist full of his hair before tugging his face away from me.

"your pathetic, really. if you wanted to fuck me then all you had to do was ask. bunny."

honestly, I expected him to lash out at me but I did not expect him to let out a breathy whine.

I might keep him...

#haikyuu smut #hq smut #hq scenarios #haikyuu #hq #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!!

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I will help and we shall be friends. 😌

thank you. 😊 new buddy yayyy.

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Friendship.

awwwww I want a friendship like that...

but im not very good at speaking with people...

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adventures of ryuunosuke & shimizu

“how could you do this to me“

“after all we’ve been through“

“i thought you loved me“

“what. i won monopoly.“

kiyoko stood and watched her fiance look at her in disbelief. he feel to his knees clutching the right side of his chest.

“thats not where your heart is. wrong side“

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hinata shoyo x f!reader

tw > cock ring use, overstimulation, darcryphillia, bondage, fingering

wc <

a/n ~ it is not proof read, thanks for reading! submit some shit in my asks. cmon im boredddd

everyone knew about them.

everyone knew how much they hated each other. proved with how many insults went back and forth between them.

everyone knew they were nothing alike. her, bad grades, smokes and skips classes. him, good grades, clean and a volleyball addict.

her hair a fake black, his a natural orange. she wore all black no matter the weather, he wore casual outfits depending on the weather.

everyone knew about their hatred for each other but no one knew why that hatred was there.

no one knew what they did.

no one knew about their late night escapades.

no one knew about her breath lingering on his face as he edged her into overstimulation.

[ "shoyo" she breathed lowly.

he felt it linger and the pit of his stomach heat up in lust and something else he couldn't figure it out.

he twitched his fingers as she whined at the burning sensation of being in this position for over 2 hours.

"cmon pretty girl, a little while longer then I'll praise you" ]

no one knew the days where he was crying as she ground on his cock while he was wearing a cock ring.

[ she was cruel.

there he sat in all his smooth tanned skin glory tied up against the bed rail, crying at the his orgasm that keeps disappearing.

"aww poor baby, why are you crying. do you need to cum that much? hmm" he cried more and nodded pathetically. "we can't have that now can we" she moved her hips more roughly and managed to graze the tip of his dick that she was originally avoiding.

he whined and jutted his hips to get more friction, to which she stopped moving and grabbed his chin.

"dont think about moving baby" ]

no one knew they both begged each other for release... and then denying.

{her}

[ "shoyo please" she pleaded as her tears cascaded down her face.

he couldn't help but find that so pretty as she begged to cum, twitching and trembling beneath him.

he cooed in her ear but she wrapped her legs around his waist and pulled his hips flush against her. her eyes rolled back into her head as the tip of his cock nestled in the neck of her womb.

"you cock - hungry slut, i told you to wait, your in for it now bitch" he feigned his anger and grabbed her neck.

he never acted like this, she was surprised but it was good ]

{him}

[ he trembled beneath her as she sighed from her orgasm. he twitched pathetically yet glared at her with such intensity a shiver ran up her spine.

"glare at me again and I'll leave you like this"

she smirked at the helplessness when she started getting off him. she praised on how pretty he looked beneath her. the bind that held his hands together was teared and he flipped her over.

"you look pretty under me too" he slammed his hips into her, the warmth of the cavern that he was neglected by, caused him to groan. "your in for it now princess" ]

no one knew about how much they hated that they loved being each others embraces.

he didnt know that she lied.

[ "i hate you" ]

she didnt know that he lied.

[ "i hate you too" ]

but they wanted it to stay that way...

#haikyuu smut #hq smut #hinata shoyo #hinata #smut #hinata smut #hinata x reader #weird format but im down #cool #THANKS FOR READING!!! #ihope #luv u #enimies-to-lovers #ish #hinata shoyo smut #hinata shoyo x f! reader #f!reader

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adventures of ryunosuke and shimizu

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late at night kiyoko found tanaka crying in a bath tub.

of course as his fiancée she was worried and didnt know what to do so she asked him what was wrong.

he just sobbed harder and replied :

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"why are tomatoes fruit? they arent in a fruit salad but ina vegetable salad. there isnt any tomato cake but there is a carrot cake. SO WHY SRE TOMATOES NOT CALLED FRUTABLES OR SUMMIN"

kiyoko sighed and looked up at her fiance and made a promise.

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'she would love this man until they died'

she looked at tanaka with adoration in her eyes while wiping tanaka's face and helping him out of the tub and finally into bed. shimizu cuddled him until he fell asleep.

#hq fluff #tanaka ryuunosuke #kiyoko shimizu #haikyuu #hq #tanaka x kiyoko

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adventures of ryunosuke and shimizu

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1st year tanaka : marry me

2nd year kiyoko : ...no

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2nd year tanaka : marry me

3rd year kiyoko : no

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timeskip tanaka : ...

timeskip kiyoko : marry me

timeskip tanaka : 😭YES!!😭

#kiyoko shimizu #tanaka ryuunosuke #married #tanaka x shimizu #haikyuu shimizu #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!! #hq scenarios

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guys my age

ukai x f!reader

tw > daddy kink, age gap, choking, degradation, fingering, unprotected sex, aftercare, spanking, nipple play, edging

wc <  1,342

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your thighs were aching from how tight you was clenching them to ease the pain in your clit. you couldn’t focus on your brother’s match. you kept thinking about how he would look over you, or even under you. you couldn’t stop thinking about how he would feel around you and inside you.

you hoped that your low-cut top and biker shorts helped catch his attention, you knew it did when you felt his gaze flicker up to you much more than 4 times in the entire match.

you knew it was bad lusting after your brother’s coach, but it couldn’t be helped, could it?

just by looking at coach ukai you could tell that he still looked after his figure, and despite his smoking he was in pretty good health. after observing him for a while you learnt that he always took his piercings out before matches or practices, and how despite his bad boy demeanor, he was an utter sucker for all of these kids and would help them with issues.

he would be a good dad

that thought alone made you shudder in pleasure. you imagined him in the future, with a few grey hairs in his natural hair, holding a baby while sleeping upright on the sofa with a soft smile on his face.

you shook your head and tried to focus on your brother, just as you did that your brother’s team scored the winning point. cheers were heard from all around from the team, the audience and from ukai. 

you ran down the stairs and looked for your brother, as soon as your eyes locked onto him you ran in to congratulate him. you hugged him tightly.

“congrats, ‘dashi“ you ruffled your younger brothers hair, and gave him a smile to show how proud you were. people always were confused when they found out yamaguchi was your brother, because your personality's were almost completely opposite. your were an extrovert, bubby and you made friends really easily. he was an introvert, shy and struggled to make friends, you were greatly appreciative of tsukishima and the rest of the team.

you went around hugging all of your juniors and congratulating them as well. you reached the advisor and gave him a hug and a pat on the back, moving onto him.

“congratulations on your win, coach“ you blinked trying to ignore the burning desire in his eyes, which mirrored yours, as he stared you down. he pulled you in for a hug, his touch lingering a bit more than others. he hid his face in your neck before whispering in your ear.

“meet me in the carpark later“ he whispered before pulling back. you made sure to check whether anyone else heard and released a sigh when you saw they were preoccupied with celebrating their win. you looked back up at ukai with as much lust in your eyes, as you did before. that gave him all the confirmation he needed.

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“where are we going?“

“you ask too many questions, baby girl“

the car ride was agonising. he was silent and it made you worry. he didn't even look at you, it disappointed you, but you were excited to see where this led you.

he slammed the front door shut before pinning you against the door.

“you're doing this on purpose aren't you“ he growled while running a finger down your top. “you want people to see your pretty tits” he grabbed the neckline of the top before he practically ripped it off of you, exposing both your breasts and the small barbells running through the nipples. you saw how he stared at them and how his pants grew significantly tighter which made you gulp.

your shorts disappeared not long after he dragged you to his bedroom and threw you on the bed. he continued playing with one nipple while running a finger up and down your slit, groaning at how soaked you were.

“were you this wet throughout the entire match. aww you poor girl“ he laughed. he made his way down your tits and your stomach until he reached the part of you that was throbbing for his touch. 

he ran his tongue up your slit, chuckling at you when you jump and shiver. he used his thumbs to sperate you lips so that he could see your clit before licking it and pushing a finger into you. you gasped at the intrusion before sighing against it when it started moving at a pace. his tongue relentlessly moving up, down and around your hard little bud.

his fingers never faltered, even when you tugged on his hair to bring you closer to him. you felt your knot become tighter almost ready to snap. but it went as soon as keishin pulled his finger out and completely moved away from you letting the cold air reach you wet and puffy clit.

“no no no please“ you whined, reaching down to try and pleasure your self but before you could reach you felt a hand pull your fingers away and tut.

“no baby. i don’t think so“ you felt tears leak down your face as you felt the knot disappear completely. “you get to come on my dick, baby girl. don’t cry“ he wiped your tears as he mimicked you pouting, before flipping you over with your face pressed into his matress and lining himself up.

he grunted as he slowly entered you. you just gasped as he was trying to be gentle but it felt pleasurable. you grew impatient and slammed yourself back on him. he groaned at the feeling of your tight walls enclosing him and trapping him inside you.

“fuck, baby girl your such a slut, aren't you?“ hi thrusting sped up. when you didn't answer. “i asked you a question, slut“ you felt a palm strike your ass, you moaned at the slight sting.

“y-yeah, ‘m a slut, daddy“ your whine made keishin flush, but none the less speed up and go harder. all your groans came out strangled. before you knew it your were flipped onto your back and put into missionary.

“lusting after a guy more than 10 years older than you, damn right i’m your daddy“ you felt him grab your throat, knowing exactly where to press to turn your pleasure in to utter bliss. your hand immediately went to his wrist but made no attempt at moving it, which made him smirk.

“you like this shit, i wonder how much you know“ he whispered the last part making you clench around him and gush more around him. “your just a dirty slut, i might want to keep you to myself, how would you feel about that?“

“yeah yes. i’d like th-that“ as soon as those words left your lips he brought you into a kiss, your hand automatically went to his back holding him down so he couldn’t get away.

he was close you could feel it, so were you. you felt him tense up at the sight of you so flushed and fucked.

“come on baby girl, come now“ he grunted out. it was as if those words told your body to do exactly as he said because before you know it you were coming, and he was slowly riding you through the orgasm before pulling out and cumming all over your pussy.

you felt your body go slack, and keishin get up. you thought he was gonna leave you so you gave a whine. he came back and shushed you telling you how good you were and how proud you made him for all that. 

ukai went to the bathroom and brought a cloth soaked in warm water to clean you off with he wiped down and you wriggled at the oversensitivity.

“baby, hold still. i need to clean you up“

he ran you a bath, and sat down in it with you, you were drowsy so he cleaned you up himself, before picking you up and getting one of his shirts on you, and kissing you goodnight.

#ukai #coach ukai #hq ukai #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut #hq smut #daddyy #18+ #sorry lol #baby girl #age gap #daddy ukai #hq yamaguchi #hq tsukishima #smut smut #smut #ukai smut #coach ukai smut #keishin ukai smut #keishin x reader #haikyuu keishin #keishin #keishin ukai #ukai keishin #ukai jr

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partners in crime

tendou x gn!reader

tw > none (a lil steamy kiss at the end)

wc < 466 (pretty short ik)

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"GET ON THE FLOOR" he shouted. the gun in his hand daring anyone to go against him.

his spiky red locks made him look much more demeaning and dangerous, his eyes glaring at anyone and anything, that moved without his permission. the gun in his hand had the safety off, proving how he wasn't bluffing.

"touch that phone ma'am, and you wont have a hand" he calmly started the bank receptionist in the eyes.

you watched as he turned to the bank employee and chucked a duffel bag at her.

"fill it up, please" no question, the 'please' wasn't even sincere.

you studied every move of the robber, every detail of him, like the ring on his left hand and the gun he was holding, with your initials engraved in it.

identical to yours. the ring on your left hand reminded the both of you that "death will do us part", and nothing else will break us apart from each other. your gun had his initials in it, which was another way of claiming each other.

"hurry up. the quicker you do this, me and my doll can leave" he waved the gun closer towards the woman, making her whimper. it was crazy how this made you excited,knowing you could get caught and the someone could die. he looked at you and smiled.

flashes of red and blue could be seen, and sirens were heard.

"your stupid you know that, we could have left without harming any of you but you just had to be a hero" you spat through your teeth before putting a bullet in the head of the now limp man hiding from view. everyone started screaming and sobbing.

"pathetic" you muttered under your breath. tendou grabbed the bag when it was full. he grabbed my face and wiped some of the blood off my face before kissing my nose.

"you're crazy, you know" he laughed while dragging me out of the bank fire exit.

we laughed as we ran up to the corner road where we had our car parked under a fake registration. we chucked the money in the back seat before jumping in and driving as fast as we could to get away from the crime scene.

the further we got, the more muffled the sirens got. tendou held your hand while driving into your shared garage, before we got out he grabbed your face and kissed you. the pit of your stomach heated up when you felt his tongue swipe your bottom lip before he pulled away leaving you panting for more.

"what should we do tomorrow?" tendou asked me with stretched lips.

"movies and cuddles!" you exclaimed. he chuckled before kissing you once again.

they will never take us alive, we promised till death do us part.

#tendou satori #tendou x reader #tendou imagine #haikyuu tendou #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x reader #hq #haikyuu!! #im sorry #partners in crime #yay me