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i think i’m in love with you,, have a nice day

You are nothing to me. I won’t

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girls who eat their molt for the extra nutrients >>>>

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#Eat Dirt

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Dying from Swag Poisoning

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New Band Name.

Darkleer and the Perverts.

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May I also Yell At Him?

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She Rumbled Spherily down the Zigzag Incline.

#I am not She

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Everyone but this Small Megido must Leave.

Alas I cannot Boob my Breasts into Attack Position.

I simply lack the Ammunition.

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Alas I cannot Boob my Breasts into Attack Position.

I simply lack the Ammunition.

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“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

#ooc #this is just how rosa talks

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girl you must be from spiders.com

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I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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I put on the maid outfit and I make your house messier

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allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

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what's the deal with fangs bro. like yeah sure stare deep into my eyes bite me in the neck drain me of blood cool and good bro.

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> Good gods, absinthe tastes like shit. > ... Hang on. > Why is the light on? > You don't remember turning that thing on. > More importantly, you shouldn't have power at all. > ... Or connection. > What the hell is going on?

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#My God what happened to your fucking Neck #That looks Grisly #((CHECK OUT THE ERI #mun art