I think the funniest line in the entire The Good Place might be after Tahani mentions her godfather is "the most famous clock in the world" and Chidi asks "Is Big Ben somehow your godfather?!" where Tahani just very solemnly nods and goes "mm-hmm"
Title: She's Trying to Make a Devil Out of Me
Author: DoctorProfessorSong (@doctorprofessorsong)
Artist: acaademicqueer (@acaademicqueer)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: none
Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Monsterfucking, technically they are both dead and in hell, but they are making the afterlife look good, this is really just hot evil women being hot and evil together
Word count: 13,367
Featured characters: Bela Talbot, Rowena MacLeod
Featured relationships: Bela Talbot/RowenaMacLeod
Summary: Rowena may not be the first ruler of Hell, but she intends to be the last. To that end, she enlists the help of Bela Talbot, a powerful and connected demon known for her ability to get things done. For a price.
Bela knows a good opportunity when she sees it, especially given that the new Queen of Hell is willing to pay handsomely for her services.
But both of them may find more than they bargained for as their relationship moves from business to pleasure.
By FriendofCarlotta | @friendofcarlotta
Art by aggiedoll | @romachebella
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Dean Winchester travels the wide-open country, looking for bounties to collect and doing odd jobs to make ends meet. Usually, he rides with his brother Sam, but they’ve had a falling-out and now Dean’s all by himself — until he meets Cas Novak, a preacher’s son in search of his missing father.Cas believes his notorious outlaw brother Luke knows something of their father’s disappearance, so he asks Dean’s help in tracking Luke down. Dean figures there’s no harm in helping out, and he might earn himself Luke Novak’s bounty into the bargain.All Dean needs to do is keep a lid on his growing feelings for Cas.(aka Free to Be You and Me, rewritten as a Western)
Rated E | 19,500 words | No Archive Warnings Apply
Fallout: Supernatural by insominia and MaggieMaybe160
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 50k
Castiel has one job, and that is to deliver a package to The Strip. Unfortunately, after finding Dean Winchester in the mouth of a dinosaur, what should have taken a few days has taken months. What started as a partnership of circumstance becomes fueled with untold feelings. But to find any kind of happily ever after, Cas and Dean have to push the NCR, demons, and angels from the Mojave Wasteland.
Hello to Fallout fans old, new and sleeper agent. Whether you have no familiarity , or if you've been watching the show or if you, like me, got entirely too obsessed with the game, and now want to see love happen in a hopeless wasteland, well:
I have fantastic news.
This fic is truly about a love that grows at the end of the world. There are these beautiful threads of canon Dean and Cas that hit so very immaculately in this universe. This story features a Dean and Cas who are so drawn to each other, but they can't help but get in their own way. When they finally got it together, I was cheering.
It's also a delightfully engrossing story for gamers. Especially for sidequest enthusiasts like me. It's almost like you are playing the game yourself.
War never changes, but sometimes love endures beyond it.
I will admit to not being very inspired for actual shitpost~y art, so my submission for this mini bang came out rather serious-looking instead xD but, I hope I'll have done the story justice nonetheless and that you'll enjoy both fic and art ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
Title: She's Trying to Make a Devil Out of Me
Author: DoctorProfessorSong (@doctorprofessorsong)
Artist: acaademicqueer (@acaademicqueer)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: none
Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Monsterfucking, technically they are both dead and in hell, but they are making the afterlife look good, this is really just hot evil women being hot and evil together
Word count: 13,367
Featured characters: Bela Talbot, Rowena MacLeod
Featured relationships: Bela Talbot/RowenaMacLeod
Summary: Rowena may not be the first ruler of Hell, but she intends to be the last. To that end, she enlists the help of Bela Talbot, a powerful and connected demon known for her ability to get things done. For a price.
Bela knows a good opportunity when she sees it, especially given that the new Queen of Hell is willing to pay handsomely for her services.
But both of them may find more than they bargained for as their relationship moves from business to pleasure.
in the 1590's,John Donne wrote an entire poem that goes, like, if a flea bites two people, their blood is mixed up inside the flea, the same way their bodily fluids would get mixed if they boned, and therefore you may as well just have sex with me already because we already both have fleas, babygirl. that man would have been the absolute king of tumblr