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Jimmy: I turned out perfectly fine!

Mark: Jimmy, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Jimmy: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Mark Rober: *Working hard, music playing, very focused*

Tommy: *Upside down on the sofa* Do you think stars have feelings?

Jimmy, looking up from reading: ..What?

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Alex: If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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Jimmy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Alex: How can you still say that?

Jimmy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Jimmy: Violence isn't the answer.

Tommy: You’re right.

Jimmy: *sighs in relief*

Tommy: Violence is the question.

Jimmy: What?

Tommy, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Jimmy, running after him: NO-

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this is so perfect.

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Tommy: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise.

Jimmy: I beg to differ.

Tommy: Then Beg.

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Tommy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Jimmy, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Tommy: BLOCKED.

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Mark: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jimmy: *chugs entire bottle*

Jimmy: It’s perfume.

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Mark: I think Alex was right.

Jimmy: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Felix: He wouldn't do that.

Alex: You're right, Felix. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Alex: *turns around, the shirt he is wearing says 'Alex Told You So' on the back*

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Jimmy, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Mark: How?

Jimmy: How what?

Mark: How could they be worse?

Jimmy: They couldn’t, I lied.

Mark:

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Jimmy: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Alex: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Jimmy, desperately, as Alex bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Alex: Oh! B positive.

Jimmy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE.

Alex:

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Jimmy: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Jimmy: HELP! I TOLD MARK I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Alex, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Jimmy: sorry I'm late for the shoot, had a breakdown on my way here

Reed: oh no is your car ok?

Jimmy: my car?

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Alex: We are not running a Naruto themed bed and breakfast

Jimmy: The Shippud Inn.

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[texting]

Mark Rober: Hey do you have anxiety prime?

Mark Rober: *amazon

Jimmy: Yeah i got both.

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