Tiphareth, our monk/wizard: You tried to kill me!
Eir铆kr, our werewolf blood hunter: One time! I'm over it
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Elidi, our druid: Mom, I got kidnapped 3 years ago
Elidi's mom: Well good to see you're okay
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Aster, our sorcerer: We tortured someone
Ariadne, our vampire blood hunter: Wait, what?
Aster: What?
Aster: You can torture someone if it's on your property
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Sorin, our rogue/sorcerer: If you cut one of the stilts that house is on would it topple?
Ariadne, our vampire blood hunter: Say no.
Elidi, our druid: No it wouldn't topple.
Tiphareth, our monk/wizard: They're held up by druid magic
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I have a new magic stick, so I don't think you want to fuck with me
Aster, our sorcerer
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Did your mom have sex with a volcano?
Kassandra, our barbarian, to Elidi, our lava earth genasi druid
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I heard planes and thought 'oh I forgot there were airplanes in this world.'"
Croe, our bard confusing the other world planes with airplanes
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Sorin, our rogue/sorcerer: Summon me an animal to fight
Elidi, our druid: Okay what do you want to fight?
Ariadne, our vampire bloodhunter: Wait, we should do a cage match! We throw Sorin in a pit with a lion!
Sorin: And we make money off of it!
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DM: Aster you wake up to find a magical staff by your bed
Aster, our sorcerer: Santa!
Tiphareth, our monk/wizard: That implies a lot about this world
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NPC to Aether, our cleric: You want more than for you friend to come back to life. What do you want?
Treble, our bard: A kiss
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Bless茅d, our sorcerer: Why didn't you wake me up for watch?
Abbadon, our fighter: (gravely) You didn't want to see what I saw
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My pet rat is named Steamboat Willy
Aether, our cleric
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Odette, our wizard: Your dogs are not real dogs
Treble, our bard: Of course they are!
Odette: They made dinner!
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Odette, our wizard: You upset the whole political climate of a city
Treble, our bard: That's just another thursday
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AGAB - All Guards Are Bastards
Abbadon, our fighter
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Dynamite is girl dinner
Beatrix, our artificer
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Treble, our bard: So I can summon 10 lbs of dynamite.
Odette, our wizard: No don't do that
Beatrix, our articer: You'll level the entire block!
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