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[djchika]

I’ve always taken it as:

If you’re late because there was an unexpected traffic jam but you left during your usual time then it’s a reason.

If you’re late because there was a traffic jam, but you know that there’s a possibility of it happening yet still didn’t account for it then it’s it’s an excuse.

That’s my personal barometer at least.

#does this make sense to anyone else?

[djchika]

also

#I MEAN #I’m a grumpy waker okay #truths about deej

[djchika]

This was sent to my work email and of course my first thought was an office-setting AU where Coyote sends this to Jake and is all

"Man, even the HR gods are trying to send you a sign. You gotta find a different way of flirting with Bradshaw."

#asldk;alsda #I love their friendship okay #hangster #javy machado #jake seresin #idk what their friendship tag is

[djchika]

I can't keep up with the discord fandom either ;-; I love chatting about Hangst and fic and everything, but I much more prefer one on one fandom chats than the open chat environment of discord, it's overwhelming to me tbh

It can be definitely! When I had more time to chat on discord I’d usually focus on one channel and move around more when I know people and don’t feel so lost in the conversation.

One on one chat to me is nice too but I get shy when I can’t reply to people right away lol

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Title: aka H_ngman (for @ooktaec)

Tags: Roommates AU, Smex Worker Jake Seresin, Angry and Depressed Bradley Bradshaw, Jake definitely makes Bradley feel better, nudge nudge wink wink

Summary:

All Bradley wanted was a little bit of noise to cancel out the deafening quiet of his suddenly empty childhood home. When Tash suggested a roommate a desperate Bradley latched on to the idea.

Out of all the applicants he got, Jake wouldn’t have been his first choice, with his blinding smiles and an ego the size of his home state, but Jake was leagues better than the bug aficionado or the dude who Tash gauged had a 96% chance of murdering Bradley in his sleep.

Besides Jake worked nights at home so the sound of someone moving around helped lull Bradley into sleep.

It was a pretty normal roommate situation, until Jake accidentally pops off the thing covering the vent that connected their bedrooms and suddenly Bradley knew in surround-sound clarity what it was that Jake did for a living.

(send me more tropes in my askbox!)

#hangster #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #top gun maverick #hangster aus #sereshaw #film: tgm #deej's hangster aus #deej writes hangster

[djchika]

- Jake Seresin to Bradley et al

If you didn't want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

#i love him #I love them #jake seresin #mav’s kids #film: tgm

[djchika]

I love the discord experience but I can't quite keep up with the big hangster discord so I just wanted to show some love to the gorgeous people I've found here and on twitter who keep my hangster obsession going

#hangster #top gun maverick #deej and friends

[djchika]

Rooster wearing his dad’s Hawaiian shirts pls

#amazing #bradley bradshaw #film: tgm

[djchika]

(I have two for this! The other might actually become fic <_<)

Title: More than Just a Game for Two (for @ooktaec)

Tags: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Sports AU, Rivals AU, Forced Room Sharing, Oblivious Bradley, which turns into, Oblivious Jake, fun all around

Summary:

Bradley was going to kill Mav. After everything they'd been through, after he'd so graciously and magnanimously forgiven the old bastard, their coach rewarded him with this -- assigning Jake as Bradley's roommate for the rest of the season. Like Mav's own sadistic version of a get-along shirt.

Maybe it was for the better. As long as Jake was shooting his mouth off then Bradley could keep focusing on all the things he hated about the man -- the way Jake acted like he was God's gift to the team, the way he swanned around Bradley knowing exactly how to push every one of his buttons. He even hated those damn annoying toothpicks that drew his attention to the pink of Jake's lips.

Wait.

Oh.

Goddamnit, Mav.

#hangster #sereshaw #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #rooster x hangman #film: tgm #deej writes hangster #deej's hangster aus

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Title: Not Quite A Fake Dating AU (for @thestarlitnight)

Tags: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Jake "Hangman" Seresin & Javy "Coyote" Machado, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Exes to Lovers, Pining, So Much Pining, The Amazon Forest of Pining

Summary:

Jake was absolutely over his ex-boyfriend thankyouverymuch. That ship had sailed, crashed into the metaphorical iceberg, and sank deep, deep into the ocean floor. Bradley had made that crystal clear.

But when a reunion forces them in the same vicinity Jake's pride refuses to let him show up single, which is how he convinces his best friend to pretend that they're dating.

Javy's cool with his plan and will come for Jake's first born when it's time to pay up. That is until Javy meets someone and Jake has no choice but let him stage an appropriately loud and public break up.

He doesn't expect to have Bradley suddenly by his side, offering a shoulder to cry on. He expects it even less when Bradley straight up offers to be his wingman.

It's fine. Jake believes enough in karmic retribution to accept that this was the consequences of his own actions. Now if only Jake could stop himself from falling back in love with every moment they spend together, and if only Bradley didn't keep looking like he was serving his heart up on a platter, every time Jake left with someone else...

#hangster #sereshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #rooster x hangman #jake and javy rideordie #uwuwuwu #deej's hangster aus #that was fun!

[djchika]

Give me a trope and I’ll come up with a premise for a Hangster Romcom AU

#i need to get my mind jumpstarted #hangster #sereshaw #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin

[djchika]

hungman & rooster

slight n/s/f/w if you squint

#HAH #i am cackling #hangster #film: tgm

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Living for this photo which, if we just assume Tom is taking it, makes it seem like Mav is getting a photo of all his kids and friends, and his new husband, Cyclone, is there in the front like 😐 “ffs babe, we need a whole ass plane for your ducklings. This was meant to be our honeymoon 🙄”

Hangman is there like 😃😃 group honeymoon 🤣🤣🤣

And Bob in the back like 👍

#okay this is cute #uwuwuwuwu #film: tgm

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it's "military progaganda" this and "military progaganda" that when really i think top gun maverick was gay propaganda

#literally do not care about american military #I am but a lowly non-american forced to consume your media #IT IS NOT MY FAULT Y’ALL MAKING YOUR SOLDIERS IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER #first stucky not hangster #smh #film: tgm

[djchika]

Jake letting Bradley try on his precious hat 🤠

#hangster #sereshaw #rooster x hangman #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #djchikart

[djchika]

"That's why I'm sure I'm the perfect man for this project."

Jake ended his pitch with a grin that he knew from practice was an exact blend of charm and confidence.

Unfortunately Penny didn't look convinced. "Making customers fall in love with a business isn't the same as making unsuspecting hook ups fall for your bullshit. This requires commitment. Building trust. Warmth."

"Like making someone fall in love with you," Javy added looking for all the world like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

Jake didn’t trust it one bit.

Not because Javy's been his best friend since they were college freshmen, small town boys trying not to get eaten alive by the various monsters of higher education and getting dubbed Coyote and Hangman by their frat brothers for reasons they both vowed never to reveal.

No, it was because there was a reason that he was Jake’s best friend, his brother from another mother, his ride or die, call in the middle of the night to bury a body in the middle of a forest.

Javy was as big of a dick as he was.

That didn't mean Jake was going to back down.

"What are you getting at, Machado?" Penny asked all curious mischief.

"I'd like Jake to put his money where his mouth is. The Hard Deck has that party a week form Sunday," Javy quirked an eyebrow at him. "Think you can make someone fall in love with you by then?"

"Ten days," Jake nodded. "Doable. Now who's gonna by the lucky guy or gal?"

Hangster How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU where Bradley is the frustrated journalist forced into writing the titular puff-piece and Jake is the cocky suit who finds himself betting that he can make absolutely anyone fall in love with him in 10 days

#maybe if I do this bit by bit I'll actually finish it #lmao #deej writes hangster

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Hangster How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU where Bradley is the frustrated journalist forced into writing the titular puff-piece and Jake is the cocky suit who finds himself betting that he can make absolutely anyone fall in love with him in 10 days

“That’s why I’m sure I’m the perfect man for this project.”

Jake ended his pitch with a grin that he knew from practice was an exact blend of charm and confidence.

Unfortunately Penny didn’t look convinced. “Making customers fall in love with a business isn’t the same as making unsuspecting hook ups fall for your bullshit. This requires commitment. Building trust. Warmth.”

“Like making someone fall in love with you,” Javy added looking for all the world like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

Jake didn’t trust it one bit.

Not because Javy’s been his best friend since they were college freshmen, small town boys trying not to get eaten alive by the various monsters of higher education and getting dubbed Coyote and Hangman by their frat brothers for reasons they both vowed never to reveal.

No, it was because there was a reason that he was Jake’s best friend, his brother from another mother, his ride or die, call in the middle of the night to bury a body in the middle of a forest.

Javy was as big of a dick as he was.

That didn’t mean Jake was going to back down.

“What are you getting at, Machado?” Penny asked all curious mischief.

“I’d like Jake to put his money where his mouth is. The Hard Deck has that party a week form Sunday,” Javy quirked an eyebrow at him. “Think you can make someone fall in love with you by then?”

“Ten days,” Jake nodded. “Doable. Now who’s gonna by the lucky guy or gal?”

#MY HEAD IS FULL OF SCENES #it’s hilarious in here I wish you could see in my head #hangster #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #film: tgm