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not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

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jasper is what?????? the only vampire in the history of forever that had more than one singular vampire lover??? and edward doesn’t slut shame him every minute of every goddamn day?????? plot HOLE

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I’m breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I’m going to hell. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

#him!!!

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I hope this hasn't been done yet

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IT’S ACTUALLY A REALLY ARTFUL AND WELL-DONE FILM IF YOU THINK OF THE MOVIE MORE AS AN ABSURDIST HORROR THAN A ROMANTIC MOVIE AND YOU CAN REALLY SEE CATHERINE HARDWICKE’S ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND LOVE AND CARE FOR THE SOURCE MATERIAL WOVEN INTO EVERY FRAME—

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

#FIVE YEARS??

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dying over this pic of Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman

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everywhere i look i see his face.jpg

#eric northman #true blood #not twilight

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CAIUS THE CRUEL Caius’ voice echoed down the damp hallway aglow with candlelight, his prey’s labored breathing and heartbeat ringing in his ears. «You can’t run.» Burgundy eyes darkened in hunger as he began his pursuit — a slow and deliberate pace whilst the young woman cried out in sheer terror. «I will kill you either way»

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people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.

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KRISTEN STEWART as BELLA SWAN in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

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…     [   *  lockscreens   ]     :     Twilight film   ,

—  please like and/or reblog if you plan to save.

#lockscreens

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*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the stupid lamb and which is the sick, masochistic lion?

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Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

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"I love you"

Boring, feels empty, nothing special

"Let's watch Twilight together"

Sounds like you have a taste, original and sweet

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buzzfeed has an article about the twilight renaissance bc kristen stewart commented on it and they were like “the series re-emerged in 2021″ like whatever cowards I’VE BEEN HERE SINCE 2018

#the ten year anniversary! #was 2018 #for the movie at least