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I don't think I was ready to find out that guns n roses omegaverse fanfiction exists

#coyo speaks #and here I thought the formula 1 rpf was wild

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biting someone's muzzle is a love language

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Also I'm slowly finding out that all this time I've been a yume in denial 😭 I would always be like "I don't get it" at people who shipped themselves with fictional characters and be all "that couldn't be me, I love him but I ship him other other characters! I just like him as a character y'know that's not really the same as like actually *shipping* myself with a character lol"

Even with how I've been over Nazuna, it still hasn't sunk in until super recently lmfao I was watch Ra*bits MVs and Nazuna would like smile at the camera or do a heart symbol and bruh lol remember that person who fainted at a concert bc the performer stuck his tongue out at her and that sounded so ridiculous but I'm like oh fuck at this point that's going to be me jdbdbdjdvd

#coyo speaks #it's just very weird bc yumes always seemed like a 'them' thing like oh that's what that other group of fans does #but I've always shipped the characters with each other so that seemed very foreign to me #even though me being like this isn't super new lol I was in no way normal about Haru lmao #but it's even worse now bc I'm into a game with IDOLS and fanservice is literally their job #and even knowing that it still gets to me hdbdhdjdh #omg tho I never posted my cosplay here did I #I'll have to do that but maybe not when it's 2 in the morning #I want y'all to actually see it maybe

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twitter makes me lose my mind sometimes. "the biggest green flag character in Genshin is wanderer! he would never abuse his partner" like jdbhddjdishdbsosvdis I'm sure they meant like. more than that but lmfao bestie... bestie not abusing people isn't a green flag. that's normal ass behavior. please ask for more than "well they wouldn't abuse you!!!!!"

#coyo speaks

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​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

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(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

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#:3c

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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trying very very hard not to be a dick when someone's complaining about not getting the rate up 5 star in 30 pulls. Bro. 30 pulls??? That's literally nothing.

I had to spark 2 copies of a rate up 5 star and didn't actually pull him myself until like 450 pulls. Even when I'm not having the worst luck of my life, I consider within 130 pulls to be pretty solid. And they've done 30. Bro cmon.

#coyo speaks

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things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

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#merthur was an easy pick for me lol

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This wolf in British Columbia took a break from eating herring roe to investigate a half-submerged object: the photographer’s camera

Photograph by Ian McAllister

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