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(Y/n): It’s a very nice home you have

Alcina: Oh thank you

(Y/n): I see a lot of memories we had here

Alcina: Yes 20 years almost

(Y/n): *whispering to Bela* you have a Mom that’s so cool

Bela: *hyped* yeahhhhh right?

(Y/n): Congratulations!

Bela: Thank youuuuu? *confused af*

(Y/n): What’s that like tho?????

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*(Y/n) seeing Heisenberg with his Lycans*

(Y/n): That some kind of animal you got there

Heisenberg: Thanks!

(Y/n): I was talking with the Lycan

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Miranda: Tell me a Part of the Body that begins with the letter 'T'

(Y/n): Titties

Miranda: *disappointed*

Heisenberg: Favorite Part….

Angie: WITHOUT HESITATION!

Alcina: And you said absolutely nothing wrong

(Y/n): Nope

Donna: I love this girl right here

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(Y/n): *panting* Sorry I’m late, I was doing things

Heisenberg: *bursts into the room panting* (Y/n) pushed me down the fucking stairs!

(Y/n): Push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it a little nudge *hiding behind Miranda*

Heisenberg: Oh I’ll give you a little nudge, when I shove my foot up your ass

(Y/n): HEY- watch your fucking language in front of Mother Miranda!

Miranda: Where are the adoption papers?

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(Y/n): If I punch myself and it hurts….am I strong or weak?

Angie: Strong

Alcina: Weak

Miranda: An dumbass is what you are

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Heisenberg: There is an Spider!

(Y/n): So watcha want me to do????

Heisenberg: KILL IT!

(Y/n): You saw it first!

Heisenberg: YOU KILL ITTTTTTT

(Y/n): YOU’RE THE MAN

Heisenberg: SINCE WHEN????

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Angie: Are you ready to die?

(Y/n): No?

Angie: Then I will come back later

Donna: *disappointed in Angie*

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(Y/n): Karl what are those numbers on your Arm?

Heisenberg: That's the date my Father died why?

Alcina: Knock Knock?

Heisenberg: Who is there?

Alcina: Not your Father that's for sure

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Alcina: What was Plan A?

(Y/n): Don't Fall in Love with you

Alcina: And what was Plan B?

(Y/n): Don't fuck up Plan A

Alcina: What did you do?

(Y/n): Fuck up Plan A

Alcina: You fucked up Plan A

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(Y/n): Am I ugly?

Donna: No you are the most beautiful person in the

world! I am looking at you right now *kisses her*

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(Y/n): Angie am I ugly?

Angie: Very much

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(Y/n): Your stupid Karl

Karl: Well You Are dumb

(Y/n): I don‘t like your hair

*everyone gasps*

Donna: Omg she went there

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*Daniela walks late to class*

Miranda: Why are you late?

Daniela: Ya remember when you told me yesterday that the bell doesn’t dismiss you and you dismiss us

Miranda: Yes what about it?

Daniela: Well if the bell doesn’t dismiss me it doesn’t tell me where to get here on time

Miranda: Get out of my class Daniela

Daniela: Why because I was 5 minutes late? You weren’t even in class yesterday

Miranda: I know but that’s not important

Daniela: It is!

Miranda: I am quitting

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Bela: Come out with your hands up!

(Y/n): *put hands up* I am gay for your Mother

Cassandra: *choking on blood*

Daniela: I beg You Pardon?

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Heisenberg: Wanna hear a dick joke?

(Y/n): Sure

Heisenberg: Nevermind it is too long for you

(Y/n): Very funny but do you wanna hear a pussy joke?

Heisenberg: Sure?

(Y/n): Nevermind You will never get it

Alcina: *laughing and making fun of Heisenberg*

Miranda:*choking on tea*

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(Y/n): Does your Brother speaks English?

Alcina: Yes-

(Y/n): Name

Karl: Karl Heisenberg

(Y/n): Sex?

Karl: 3-4 times a week

Miranda: Not my child

(Y/n): No i mean male or female

Karl: Male, female sometimes animal

(Y/n): Holy cow

Karl: Cow, sheep, chicken too

(Y/n): Isn‘t this hostile?

Miranda: What is wrong with my children?

Karl: Horse style, doggy style and any style

Donna: Oh dear…

Karl: Noo Deer run too fast

(Y/n): I am done with my life

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(Y/n): *knocking on the fridge and then opens it*

Heisenberg: Why did you knock on the fridge?

(Y/n): Because there could be a salad dressing

Heisenberg: *done with (Y/n)*

(Y/n): *wheezing to death*

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*Heisenbergs Ex calls at a Meeting*

(Y/n): *answers the call*

Ex: *thinking she is talking to Heisenberg* I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUU I feel like I am never gonna-

(Y/n): shut the fuck up *hangs up*

Alcina: Well that came unexpected

Miranda: He always have the annoying girlfriends that get worse when they broke up

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