thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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S-I-N
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"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" well i could turn him into a flea. a harmless little flea. then i'd put that flea inside of a box๐ฆ. and then i'd put that box inside of another box๐. and then i'd maaaaiiiilllllll that box to myself!!!!!!!!11!!!!! ๐ฌ
ANDWHENITARRIVESAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'D SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!! ๐จ๐ฅ
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I've decided to use the term "convenience food" instead of "junk food."
I think it's more honest, and less loaded. It's all food, some of it is more appropriate when you don't have the spoons left for food prep. It takes slightly more energy to peel a banana than to open a bag of chips.
We try to save the convenience food for days when we need something easy, so eat a banana.
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You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.
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I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn
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very cool but also kind of a dick move
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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Katara Rain Parallel
From the first to the last book, this parallel shows us not only how Katara developed remarkably as a Waterbender but also how her journey delivered her from the most innocuous, fun times to the darkest reaches of her psyche.
Luckily her vigilance and love of life brought her back from that brinkโฆI just appreciate the contrast in the only two examples of Katara (or any Waterbender for that matter) manipulating rain.
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funny orange that ol rascal
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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