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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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I love that the nightmare seems to be drawing off of a lot of internet horror about haunted dolls etc. but the razor is just straight up the type of goofy creepypasta i would read on the internet at age 13. theres a woman who wants you to rescue her but AHHHH SHE HAS KNIVES HIDDEN IN HER BODY AND THEY SLICE THROUGH HER SKIN AND STAB YOU AND THERES HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD AND SHE EXPLODES INTO A WAVE OF GORE AND BECOMES A STACK OF BLADES AND SHE KILLS YOU ONE MILLION TIMES!1!!1!1! its very fun

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Thank you @tvlandofficiall for the very good drawing idea

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ambient cyan tardis lighting my favorite

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i can’t believe river married a guy named hydroflask

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"Kid, I love you. Get out."

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look don’t get me wrong i LOVE runaway bride but the way donna just SCREAMS whenever the huon particles activate will never not be funny

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they should make a doctor who episode where the doctor goes to freddy fazbear’s pizzeria

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Fifteen has a jukebox in his TARDIS, Ruby looks like a musician and we got a song in the upcoming Christmas special.

Makes me think music might be a theme, either for this series, or just as a basis for Ruby and Fifteen's relationship.

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Ok this is the first time I'm thinking about this but if Thirteen's generation had gone like normal and the new doctor was male and still wearing Thirteen's clothes, he would have to get rid of a bra which would've been hilarious to see the struggle

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I can see Catherine Tate and Michael Sheen getting on like a house on fire in the perfect world where they get Michael on Doctor Who to play Fourteen’s partner.

Fourteen questions every decision he’s ever made the day Donna and Michael meet. Rose adores Michael and somehow Michael wins over Sylvia with cake or something and the Doctor is just resigned to this being one of those silly human things he just has to put up with

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Its just SO funny if the role they give Michael on Doctor Who is David Tennant’s husband 😂

Michael would technically be able to brag about being in as big a franchise as David, except the stipulation is that his character being so tied to David’s makes it out like David’s the main reason he got the gig 😂

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New Doctor Who: The Doctor can regenerate entire outfits in order to avoid crossdressing.

Also new Doctor Who: The Doctor cannot regenerate pants.

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Doctor Who is my shit because Goblins eating babies in a flying pirate ship on Christmas sounds like some crap I'd spout out as a purposefully incoherent hypothetical "What would you do if--" thing to entertain myself with friends.

Like, yeah, you go Goblins, singing about eating babies. That's my jam.

Doctor Who is at it's best when it's simply bat shit. Doctor Who when taken too seriously is really dull. Even when gothic it needs to be wacky. That's how it is, I'm sorry for telling the truth.

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the recent Doctor Who (The Giggle) just made me think of that spice girls joke in the big finish drama The Wrong Doctors

only because both feature Mel and the spice girls