demonicbusiness

[demonicbusiness]

When in doubt, burn it to the ground.

#gen z #what the fuck #sarcasm #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #lol #menace #don't worry #I'm not an arsonist #promise

[demonicbusiness]

Spreading this around in hopes others remember and see it.

[demonicbusiness]

Fuck this 'have a nice day!' Bs🫠

I hope you have the day you deserve!

#customer service #gen z #what the fuck #sarcasm #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #i hate it here #so fucking annoying #customer service smile #vaguely threatening

[demonicbusiness]

All I'm saying is I understand why people become villains.

#gen z #what the fuck #sarcasm #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #help #villain #villains

[demonicbusiness]

I do not need to sort out my attitude!

You need to sort out your fucking audacity though!

#gen z #what the fuck #sarcasm #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #the audacity #is unreal

[demonicbusiness]

I never understood Klaus Mikaelson more then when my brother pulls out the wifi router because his laptop won't connect...

'This family makes me want to murder people!'

#what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #right before my exams too #because why wouldnt he?! #uuughhh #help #klaus mikaelson #this family makes me want to murder people

[demonicbusiness]

I don't want a boyfriend!

I want a fictional character written by a female author.

#damn it #idk #help #booklr #book nerd #gen z #fictional men #fictional characters #send help? maybe? #there i said it

[demonicbusiness]

Hey hey,

They're not gold diggers.

✨️They're the human equivalent of a Niffler.✨️

#Niffler #gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #idk #lol #menace #wtf is going on #gold #harry potter #fantastic beasts

[demonicbusiness]

Me to me:

Bitch you stress me out!

#gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #lol #help #menace #quote #quotes

[demonicbusiness]

I am not a prize to be won with patience.

#gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #asexual #i hate people #menace #quote #quotes

[demonicbusiness]

It's called dignity, have some!

✨️it's free.✨️

#gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #lol #dignity #i have anger issues #have a nice day

[demonicbusiness]

So quick question,

Do you just grow out of that teenage savage sass or do you just get better at not saying it?

Just uh, just asking for a friend.

#gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #lol #help

[demonicbusiness]

[demonicbusiness]

What if you had superpowers?

Ah... probably better not.

#when you know you'd deal with power horribly #gen z #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #lol #id be a fucking tyrant #emotionally not stable enough for that shit

[demonicbusiness]

I didn't get lost!

I had a side quest!

#nah #i get lost in my own neighborhood #my guys #gen z #what the fuck #damn it #idk #lol #help

[demonicbusiness]

Stop trying to change for someone you're never going to be able to please.

#gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #lol #help

[demonicbusiness]

You shouldn't miss things that won't miss you.

#gen z #sarcasm #what the fuck #how stupid are people #damn it #idk #help