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headcanon that percy watched avatar the last airbender as a kid and when he was in the shower he tried to waterbend (like we all did) except he actually got it and he kept telling sally he was the avatar and she was just there like wtf is an avatar

#he could’ve bloodbended but his moral compass told him not to #he probably copied katara’s moves too #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #avatar the last airbender #waterbender

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nico: i’m pretty sure i don’t feel anything anymore

nico: i mean i cry when my food falls onto the floor but if someone came up to me and said “you’re a bitch and no one likes you” i’d probably go “lmao i don’t like me either”

nico: like i have feelings but i hate myself

#i wanna give him a hug #i literally love him #the rest of the people are there like nico wtf #nico di angelo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #books & libraries

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guessing pjo+hoo characters pronouns and sexualities:

percy:

-bi/bicurious • he/him

annabeth:

-demisexual • she/her

jason:

-straight ally • he/him

piper:

-pansexual • she/her or she/they

leo:

-asexual • he/him

frank:

-demisexual • he/him

hazel:

-bicurious • she/her

nico:

-gay • he/him

reyna:

-asexual or aromantic • she/her

will:

-pansexual • he/him or he/they

rachel:

-bisexual • she/her

thalia:

-aromantic • she/her or she/they

calypso:

-pansexual • she/her

#heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #leo valdez #percy jackson #nico di angelo #will solace #frank zhang #pride

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annabeth: lemme hear those two words

percy: love you

annabeth: that’s sweet, but try again

percy:

percy: *sighs*

percy: i’ll behave

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will: i’m going to fight the next person who insults my boyfriend

nico: i hate myself

will: okay, square the fuCK UP BABE

#heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace

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percy jackson headcannons because i said so

he moved in with annabeth after college

he visits jason’s memorial daily and talks to him

occasionally jason’s ghost will appear per nico’s power

friday night is game night with his friends

annabeth usually wins

everyone else has accepted that annabeth will always win

one time percy won and he still holds it over annabeth’s head

occasionally he’ll hang out with leo and they always end up either lighting something on fire or breaking something

chiron holds them accountable

even though he goes to college in new rome, he goes to chb every summer to see how things are going

he was very surprised to see leo wasn’t dead

when jason died, annabeth couldn’t get him out of his dorm for weeks so she had to tell the teachers he was sick

the only person percy wanted to see (apart from sally, but she can’t enter new rome) was annabeth, but even she couldn’t comfort him

when percy came home one day and told sally what had happened she made him cookies and told him he could stay for as long as he wanted

she cried with him

he protects estelle with his life

he still teases nico about “him not being his type”

but he’s a huge solangelo shipper

he swordfights with clarisse every summer he returns to chb because she told him he’d “lost his touch” in college

so now the first thing he does when returning to chb is just fighting clarisse to prove her wrong

all the campers huddle around them and watch them fight so it’s like an inside joke between the greeks

either clarisse electrocutes him or percy douses her with beachwater

so far they’re tied

he has his chb shirt hung up on his dorm wall

he wins the swim competitions for the college team bc he’s literally a son of poseidon

but everybody just thinks he’s incredibly good

he has both girls and guys crushing on him

he’s happy to know jason is in elysium

(nico told him)

and finally

thalia and the hunters occasionally visit chb and camp jupiter and whenever they do percy and annabeth are always the first to greet them

bonus:

capture the flag between the campers and hunters is now a tradition and it happens every summer

the hunters win 90% of the times except when reyna joins the campers every once or twice in chb

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annabeth: okay you go get us a table, i’ll go park the car

percy: okay

[few minutes later]

percy, sprinting towards the with a table in his hands: stART THE FUCKING CAR

#annabeth: PERCY WHAT THE FU- #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #incorrect percabeth quotes #percabeth

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annabeth, rolling over: you awake?

percy, rolling over: yeah, what’s up babe?

-

will, rolling over: you awake?

nico: *violently flops over* bitch the fuck do you want

#percabeth #solangelo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson

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will: ew i’m not sitting on the floor it’s gross

nico: i am the dirt and the dirt is me

#so he’s just laying on the floor like #earth is my friend #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo

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leo, screaming: ANNABETH

annabeth, whispering: shh, nico’s finally sleeping

leo, whispering: oh, sorry

annabeth: what is it?

leo, still whispering: the kitchen is on fire

#so annabeth screams #and wakes nico up #so he never sleeps again because he thinks it’s bad luck #percy jackson #leo valdez #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians

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piper: annabeth, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

annabeth: i’m a knife

percy, from the other room: she’s the little spoon

#heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean

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frank: i saved leo from being murdered today

hazel: what?? how?

frank: self control

#frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus

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jason: these pills are huge

leo: you know what else is huge?

frank: your love for jesus christ can i get an amen

#leo valdez #jason grace #frank zhang #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians

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leo: i don’t understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays?? like ho ho ho, i’m still feliz navidying

#poor leo #leo valdez #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus

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piper: what is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

reyna: the audacity

#pjo #percy jackson #reynaavilaramirezarellano #heroes of olympus #piper mclean

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rating heroes of olympus books:

the lost hero - 3/10. i think we can all agree that we wanted to close the book until percy’s name popped up. extra points for leo because he kept the mood light.

son of neptune - 8/10. this book was GOLDEN. percy only remembering annabeth? frank/hazel/percy quest? NICO DI ANGELO APPEARING AT CAMP JUPITER? iconic.

mark of athena - 8/10. percabeth reunion was everything. leo was hilarious. annabeth’s quest was epic. minus points for droppinG PERCY AND ANNABETH INTO TARTARUS

house of hades - 6.8/10. emotional roller coaster. that’s all.

blood of olympus - 9/10. NICO/REYNA/COACH HEDGE QUEST SUPREMACY. leo defeating gaea. hazel literally being an absolute ICON. book was great, though it was sad that the HOO saga ended :(

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leo: so here’s the tea...

jason: leo, this is a mission progress report

piper: shut up, you want the tea or not?