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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

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Anna Haifisch

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I think if you took a maid to a farm and asked it to tend to the chores with no further directions, you'd come back to an exquisitely cleaned chicken coop, a basket full of eggs, two buckets of fresh milk from the cows, and what could generously be called the remains of a horse smeared against the inside of a stall

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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That's fair but triv's added context did downregulate my emotional response and I'm glad I have this information

I'm curious about the athletes who did pick the swimsuit option

I just saw the track and field Olympics uniforms I keep hearing about and holy FUCK

Apparently there's a "shorts" option as well but wtf was Nike & the team officials ever thinking with this design???????

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Black Sesame Milk

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Every time I have to do something related to computer networking I am reminded that I know nothing

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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Albuquerque is actually a deprecated name in English now, the locals prefer that you call it Albuqürkiye

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step on a bad idea so let me just see what's real

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Addiction is a progressive narrowing of the things that bring you pleasure. A good life is a progressive expansion of the things that bring you pleasure. Btw

#hmmm

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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson

#listen when i see these people i feel so relaxed #like oh thank God. they've got this

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[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil