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deepkill · 9 hours
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whatever
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deepkill · 4 days
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SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee
SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...
ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH
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deepkill · 4 days
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I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
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deepkill · 4 days
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I feel fucking crazy a lot but that’s just life i think
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deepkill · 5 days
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when the function got moths and larvae
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deepkill · 12 days
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it's not a kids game, ok? it is simply a game that kids can play. the battle system is actually quite intricate. it honestly requires a significant degree of mastery over a number of systems, and it has a surprisingly high skill ceiling. and i mean not to mention mario is a grown man
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deepkill · 23 days
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deepkill · 23 days
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the road ahead is an abyss
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deepkill · 23 days
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deepkill · 24 days
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your own. personal. spongebob.
someone who can't breathe air.
someone who's square.
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deepkill · 24 days
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Healthy Self-Talk
No one understands me. ❌👎 I'm just like the Pyro. ✅🔥
I'm fat. ❌👎 I'm just like the Heavy. ✅🥊 I don't eat properly or take care of myself.❌👎 I'm just like the Demoman.✅💣 I don't have many friends.❌👎 I'm just like the Sniper.✅🎯 My smile is weird.❌👎 I'm just like the Medic.✅💉
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deepkill · 27 days
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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
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but i am Right
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deepkill · 27 days
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(Edit: *EVER not Never, typo but you can't edit polls after making them)
Pick the number closest to whatever number you actually got, there's only 12 options and I didn't want to clutter this with too many numbers... I may make another one if it ends up really skewed to the lower numbers, but I used my own posts as reference.
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deepkill · 27 days
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cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak
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deepkill · 27 days
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911 operator who is also a redditor: i'm sorry but you should've noped the fuck out of there. play stupid games win stupid prizes.
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