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deepfriedanon · 10 minutes
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Cheaply made android whose actuators are wired up in series rather than in parallel, so every time they stub their toe the entire left side of their body stops working.
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deepfriedanon · 13 minutes
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Promenade du Matin, by Paul Gavarni c. 1830s.
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deepfriedanon · 19 minutes
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Syötteks koskaa tuutti jätskii vääräst päästä?
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deepfriedanon · 24 minutes
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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say
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deepfriedanon · 30 minutes
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They have accepted their fates
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deepfriedanon · 30 minutes
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Mermaid by ChuuStar on DeviantArt 
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deepfriedanon · 31 minutes
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It's fun to think that since Spock is so good at regulating his emotions, whenever he raises a single eyebrow or shoots a puzzled look right before the credits because Jim and Bones are being a bunch of jackasses he's basically doing the Vulcan equivalent of absolutely fuming inside
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deepfriedanon · 31 minutes
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Ei mut söin kerra buffetin keskeltä halki ja sitten palat.
Syötteks koskaa tuutti jätskii vääräst päästä?
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deepfriedanon · 33 minutes
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deepfriedanon · 51 minutes
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Me when I smush my face into the wall
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deepfriedanon · 52 minutes
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deepfriedanon · 57 minutes
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Listening to a workshop on how to write like a pulp writer and this is pretty much the advice. Also ass in chair and fingers on keyboard.
your writing does not have to be good. your author’s note does not have to go on its knees for a hundred words before each chapter repenting. you only have to let the soft gremlin of your brain write what it wants.
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deepfriedanon · 59 minutes
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Actually that's a lie, I prefer hobble skirts.
Sundress, leggins, and shorts weather approaching. View is going to get a lot better
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deepfriedanon · 60 minutes
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I meant getting out my ass and legs. For context.
Sundress, leggins, and shorts weather approaching. View is going to get a lot better
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deepfriedanon · 1 hour
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Sundress, leggins, and shorts weather approaching. View is going to get a lot better
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Detail of Waterfalls In the Alps by Hans Zatzka. 
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