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once buck comes out and settles into a relationship with tommy i’m sure they’re inevitably going to hang out with eddie at some point and i’m lowkey curious about which one of them will feel like the third wheel because somehow all three of them fit the bill for that

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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everyone on here always worried about “oh im a different person around different people so what’s my actual identity?” bitch take a drink of water and listen to brennan lee mulligan saying “people are like gems, right? they have facets to them, and some of them only get exposed within certain relationships” and maybe you’ll calm down

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I just watched Wish for the first time. I don’t get why people didn’t like it. The story was original while still trying to tie in bits and pieces from other Disney movies.

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yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

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something so so sweet about the way buck talked about tommy in this episode. it was so…high school crush. he’s never been on a date with a dude and he can’t stop thinking about him. there was something so giddy and bright about it. you can see the butterflies and the first date jitters and the awkward laughter that’s a little too try-hard but so fucking earnest. this is buck happy and excited to be falling for someone. this is buck before natalia and taylor and ali, before abby, before buck 1.0. this the kid who wants someone to like him. like buck. like evan. and tommy does! tommy’s interested and tommy smiles when buck’s a bit of an idiot and tommy when calls him evan it doesn’t feel weird or wrong or not him, it just makes him duck his head and blush. tommy likes him. tommy like likes him. and buck like likes him back. and it’s so nice to see. queer people finding joy and love in being queer is one of the most beautiful things in the world and i’m so, so happy evan buckley is experiencing it.

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the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

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I don't think we change per se, as much as we just...learn to accept who we've always been, you know?

TED LASSO - 3.12, "so long, farewell."

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Forever baffled by the fact that Tim Burton is still thought of as a defender of oddness. He treats monsters as things to be gawked at, to be drawn and imagined, then put away in a safe little box. He doesn't love monsters, he loves freak shows.

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My new fav video

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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