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#the dog that Kaz gave a belly-rub to<3 #legendary behaviour #imagine getting a belly-rub by THE Kaz Brekker

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Sooooooo- a horsegirl!AU

Ronan has obviously been a horsegirl for all his life

I knooooowww that technically, his thing is c(r)ows, but let's just pretend that there were also horses when he was growing up

And Niall - or even better: Aurora - taught all of the boys how to ride one

Meaning: horsegirl!Declan... do with that what you will

Horseback-riding is a huge part of Ronan's life- he rides one like he was born to do it: with, but preferably without, saddle, laying on its back, dreaming, even standing up and doing that weird Barbie-Musketeers-thingy, where he just stands up (just to clarify: yes, he's still on the horse (and it's a dream horse, so there's no health damage) and randomly picks an apple from a nearby tree

Just like wild and free and savagely handsome, y'know (still has the Beemer, obvi... wouldn't take that away from him)

Naturally, Adam watches him do it - after Ronan dreamt himself a black horse (stallion, duh) - and blushes like hell because fuck he's hot, and that goddamn smirk-

And Ronan notices because in this AU he isn't an oblivious idiot

And he teaches his boy (and dreams him a white mare, because he's a romantic at heart and come on, we love a good cliché (and no, it's not an innuendo, Cheng, you are making Gansey uncomfortable-)

And Adam gets actually pretty good at it, because of course he does

But he lacks Ronan's ease

So he's still a bit stiff, sometimes

And Ronan thinks he looks like a fucking prince with his proper posture and everything, Jesus Christ-

And you get all these amazing scenes, like riding out into the sunset and stuff

And being in love and happy, because that's what they deserve <3

#pynch #adam parrish #ronan lynch #ronan lynch x adam parrish #adam parrish x ronan lynch #pynch headcanon #as soon as blue finde out she ofc gifts ronan a cowboy hat #because their friendship is elite and because i said so #pynch are really just like: #person a: *breathes* person b: omg u r so perfect- i love u so much-

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Folks, I need help!! So, a while ago, I read this Wesper fic on Ao3 and the prompt was like 'Do you think we are together in every universe?' and then the fic was about all those universes...

I wanna re-read it soooooo bad but I CAN'T. FUCKING. FIND. IT!!!!

#wesper #pls this is urgent #:((( #i loved it sooooooooooooo much #and if someone could help #that would be #like #very nice #and helpful

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Why does not-signing the Sokovia Accords give off a slight "boys will be boys" vibe?? Maybe, I got something wrong, but to me, the Accords are there to not put the Avengers ABOVE the law, meaning they can be held accountable for their actions and not do whatever they want. I don't think anyone who considers themself to be on the good side should have that kind of power/influence, it doesn't matter whether they are an enhanced individual - perhaps even alien- or not. I know Steve knows what having too little freedom to take matters into your own hands feels like and that he has lost things because of that, but still... would he be happy about the US-American police atm?? I don't think so... that's my, for me, Steve being all *covering his ears like a child* 'no, I don't want to hear that lalala-' feels a bit like a mischaracterisation.

#i don't hate tfa steve #but at some point he becomes this person that nobody questions #and if you do #you are an ass #and i don't like that #because even though he has the serum #he is still human at heart #and human make mistakes #which can happen #but they also have to be held accountable if someone gets hurt because of that mistake #that's why i'm #team iron man #because tony gets that #marvel #anti steve rogers #not really it's rather #anti russos #because they got that wrong as well #(btw i LOVE tfa steve) #(he drinks his respect women juice at least twice everyday) #(tho he is still a smol ball of sass and fury and i love that)

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Do you also think that it's kinda ridiculous how women are basically always expected to cook for their husbands, but like every chef you hear about is a man? I just... wanted to elaborate on and scream about that and maybe have the feminist side of Tumblr put it into more eloquent words than I did.

#i mean wtf #It's kind of hypocritical #i wanna cry #why??? #what did we do to deserve this #i mean don't get me wrong #i loooove cooking and i'm a woman #but it's just something i noticed #while not being able to sleep #ig you can't really call it #showerthoughts #so like #late at night thoughts #?? #anyways #sexism #if i'm not just dumb #feminism #cooking

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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

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SteveTony Endgame Proposal

+Bonus

Married! SteveTony

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We need to think of a solution for protecting the future of this planet... how about a CO2 vacuum cleaner where the bottle with the CO2 just gets thrown into a black hole or dying star? Or floating isles with trees on it? Our megaminds just think about making money, but money isn't of use if we don't DO something, because we'll all be dead and with us the cash, you psychos.

#send thoughts #protect this planet at all costs #look how beautiful it is #look at the animals and the plants #at the waterfalls or sunsets #this is a paradise - a one-of-a-kind beauty - whose lungs are FUCKING BURNING

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I love women, i hope u can tell

the first time our eyes met

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"Look at Britain's ass!"

- Draco Malfoy, after looking at this reflection, probably at some point

#harry potter incorrect quotes #harry agrees #i do too #he's such a queen #i mean come on #look at him #he's letting his fingernails get painted by Luna at this moment and you can't convince me otherwise

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Legolas, after being done with everyone's shit: And this is Gimli, son of a beast; Gandalf, son of someone who doesn't even exist lmao; Merry and Pippin, son of fools; Frodo, son of a psychopath; Samwise, son of a tree and Aragorn...

Legolas:

Legolas: ... son of a bitch.

The whole Fellowship: O.o

Aragorn: You forgot yourself: This is my dear friend Legolas, son of a fairy.

Legolas:

Aragorn:

Legolas and Aragorn: *Angry eyefuck*

#lord of the rings #what the fuck is this #what am i doing with my life tf #anyway #aralas #aragorn x legolas #This is canon #sassy leggy #Legolas is a drama queen #why? because i said so lmfao

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SteveTony AU 

Steve wakes up a few years earlier and meets Tony Stark.

(1/?)

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Stevetony AU because I'm soft for them

Steve and Pepper switch roles

Pepper

Pepper is a woman from the 40s

Her best friend's name is Jackson and her crush's name is Peggy

She was small (like ,,smol,,) and tried to join the army and was ofc chosen for the serum

Then she gets on a mission with Jackson and Peggy

Peggy falls and later becomes the Winter Soldier and Jackson speaks to her during the airplane flight ("you owe me a drink, buddy" while crying his eyes out)

Steve

Steve has asthma (actually in general not the greatest medical history), is a little (more like tiny) shit and from Brooklyn (heaviest accent ever, I tell you that)

He basically doesn't have any muscles

He is Tony's manager (and later his husband)

He is intersexual (so it's basically Mpreg?? Idk but it kinda is) and basically the best mum ,,ever,,(don't think that doesn't involve the Avengers)

Sam &' Bucky are his best friends (he thirdwheels all the time when he is with them because they can't stop FLIRTING GODDAMMIT)

All the Avengers are protective over him (like "Peter Parker is in danger, MCU women assemble" protective) over him where Nat takes the second place right after Tony: If you touch her small bean, the master assasin is going to hunt you to death

He also never ever makes Tony think he hates the part of his boyfriend (sorry husband) that's Iron Man he secretly thinks it's hot, so Tony doesn't destroy his suits, no, because Steve, his Steve, even encourages him to try new things out ("I read about this yesterday, it's called NanoTech. You have to try it, for me, please?"(And then he makes the puppy eyes Tony can't resist))

Steve being there for the Avengers also means he can cook really well and taking occasionally Iron Man's and Captain America's heads out of their asses ("She betrayed me, Steve!" "You would've done the same if you'd been her and Peggy'd been me!"), so Cap and Tony were together while fighting Thanos the first time, so they WON and nobody dies (except for Pietro and Vision lol)

Steve and Tony finally find rest and basically adopt Peter ("Pete, what's this for?" "Y'know, Mr. Stark-" "Steve, Peter" "- Steve, it's Mother's day, so I thought - wait, are you crying?" Yes, he was. "No.") and just Stony being happy, getting Morgan and being a perfect, little family with their daughter, Peter and all of Tony's other adopted children (Steve needs to have a serious talk about this with his husband ASAP)

Also, Steve's drawings are everywhere: in their living room, their kitchen, their bedroom, hell, even in their bathroom!

#stevetony #superfamily #stony #stony fic #stony au #fluff #gay #everyone's gay #that's just what i need after endgame ok? #canon difference

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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two minutes of stevetony as vines (multiverse edition) ✨

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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

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"I'm not cute but psycho, I'm psycho but cute."

Bellatrix Lestrange, probably at some point

#bellatrix lestrange #honestly why have i never seen this? lmao #incorrect quotes #could be a real one tho #harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes