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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

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you can butch4butchify anything if you have the warrior's spirit

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

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fuck this whole world

#this is an attack on me personally

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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hi, im the girl tumblr hired to reblog all your posts that are weirdly personal but not personal enough to make unrebloggable. if you want it to stop you'll have to kill me

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

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i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

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people who hate taylor swift have to be the biggest losers of the idgaf war like they physically cannot shut up about her even if their lives depended on it

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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i’m in the paris catacombs giving every single skull a kiss on the forehead