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dead-welsh-kings · 1 year
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wenclair brainrot anyone? dress designs by @tanuki-pyon
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dead-welsh-kings · 1 year
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Dancing with Chip!!
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dead-welsh-kings · 1 year
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i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life
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dead-welsh-kings · 1 year
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Early 1900s anti-suffragette poster
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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“they’re a 10, but..” SoC edition
Kaz: He’s a 10 but he’s emotionally constipated and pushes you away even when he wants to hold you closer
Inej: They’re a 10 but they refuse to use a net and make you watch them jump across 20 stories with your heart in your mouth
Jesper: He’s a 10 but he puts energy drinks in his cereal when there’s no milk
Nina: She’s a 10 but she makes you pee yourself when she’s mad at you
Matthias: He’s a 10 but he gets dragged out of a children’s magic show for accusing the magician of witchcraft
Wylan: He’s a 10 but his life ambition is to be an abstract ball of shapes screaming about his sins outside his father’s door
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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historically hottest people in the world no matter how hot they actually are
lifeguard at local pool (NOT the beach)
guy who pulls the safety handle bar down for you on carnival rides
cashier at supermarket who's the same age as you
anyone nice to you at a skate park
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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My top three ships
Jurdan
Sambucky
ScarletWidow
I can't I just love them so much
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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[Spencer and Derek are playing chess together on the jet]
Emily: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Rossi: Does anyone on this godforsaken team think before they speak?
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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Derek: Today, Spencer, a grown adult man who has an IQ of 187 and three doctorates, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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Derek *in a jail cell*: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Hotch *in the cell next to him*: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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Thinking about the Ancient Egyptians who would take their baboon to market, so the baboon could test the fruit to make sure it was ripe and maybe attack other patrons
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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The fact that Cardan loves her round ears …🥺
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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Press play, the audio is worth it.
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Anthony brings Kate home, ensures she has sufficient blankets, and then has a panic attack. (feat. Jonny Bailey doing some amazing acting)
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dead-welsh-kings · 2 years
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I hope he haunts their dreams in booty shorts, body glitter and a pride flag.
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MISHA COLLINS at New Jersey Supernatural Con 2022 x I’m all three. Um… I, I- [laughs] See, it would’ve been weird if I had said “by show of hands, how many bisexuals in the audience” but I feathered it into another question there to make it socially acceptable. x
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