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*Ivy and Harley skipping stones on a lake*
Poison Ivy: It's such a beautiful evening.
Harley Quinn, under her breath: Take that you fucking lake.
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Bumblebee: Ugh, can't you both post some new photos together? My karababs fanpage is running out of conten--
Batgirl and Supergirl: YOUR WHAT?!
Bumblebee: I-- Nothing!
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Wonder Woman: Hey Batgirl, wanna third wheel on my date with Steve tomorrow?
Batgirl: Sure.
Wonder Woman: Supergirl! Wanna third wheel on my date with Steve tomorrow?
Supergirl: Yeah?
Wonder Woman: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Batgirl & Supergirl:
Steve: Wondy...
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Katana: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Bumblebee: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Katana: I don't have time for their problems.
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This isn’t an ask, but I still do love your posts, I just wanted to share with someone who hilarious the height difference is between Supergirl and Barca😭
LMAOOO I never noticed how big the height difference actually is😭😭😂
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Batgirl, calling Harley: What are your coordinates?
Harley Quinn: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion.
Batgirl: Can you be more specific?
Harley Quinn: Simba.
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Wonder Woman: What answer did you guys get for question 4?
Supergirl: 25.
Green Lantern: What? I got 67.
Harley Quinn: I got George Washington... somehow.
Katana: Wh-
Batgirl: THIS IS SCIENCE!
Bumblebee: It was also a yes/no question.
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Harley Quinn: *gasps*
Poison lvy: WHAT??
Harley Quinn: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Poison lvy: *inhales*
Supergirl, in another room with Batgirl: Why can I hear screeching?
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Batgirl: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Harley Quinn: How?
Batgirl: I need someone to take the fall.
Harley Quinn: What did you do?
Batgirl: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Hawkgirl, from the other room: Oh my god.
Batgirl: ...
Hawkgirl: OH MY GOD!
Harley Quinn: Make it a hundred.
Batgirl: Deal.
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Steve: Bee, come here.
Bumblebee: Why?
Steve: Just come here!
Bumblebee: Steve, if you want to make out with me the answer's no.
Steve: No, okay look, I know this girl, right, and I want to get her a present.
Bumblebee: Oh my God, it's Wondy!
Steve: It's not Wondy.
Bumblebee: Okay, it's not Wondy. So how much do you have to spend?
Steve: Six dollars.
Bumblebee: You don't deserve a girl like Wonder Woman for six dollars!
Steve: I'm not trying to get Wondy!
Bumblebee: Good, 'cause you won't for six dollars.
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Harley Quinn: You wanna know your gay name?
Poison Ivy: My... my gay name?
Harley Quinn: Yeah, it's your first name-
Poison Ivy: Haha. Very funny, Harley-
Harley Quinn, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Poison Ivy: Oh- oh my god.
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Harley Quinn: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Harley Quinn: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Supergirl: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Batgirl: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Green Lantern: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Bumblebee: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Katana: I hate you guys so much.
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Green Lantern: Look guys, I need help.
Bumblebee: Love help?
Star Sapphire: Financial help?
Supergirl: Emotional help?
Big Barda: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Big Barda*
Big Barda: What?
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Katana: You disgust me.
Supergirl: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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Bumblebee, grinning: Before you were what?
Katana: Before I was-
Bumblebee: What?
Katana: Before I was inter-
Bumblebee: Before you were interrupted?
Katana: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Bumblebee: What?
Katana: *makes frustrated sound*
Wonder Woman, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.
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Bumblebee: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Katana: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Bumblebee: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Batgirl: Actually I did the math, Katana would have $225, not $0.15.
Katana: Fam I'm right here..
Harley Quinn: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Supergirl: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Harley Quinn: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Supergirl: :(
Batgirl: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Katana would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Harley Quinn: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Batgirl: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Bumblebee: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice.
Batgirl: Apply juice to what.
Bumblebee: Directly to the forehead.
Katana: Great chat everyone.
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Raven: Starfire why are you crying?
Starfire: This book is so sad!
Raven, picking it up: But this is my diary-
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